five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[drama8om8]

N8NE OF YOUR 8USINESS!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I mean. It 8n't a sm8tjourn8l haha what

[hawaiianheir]

a-ha so it IS a smutjournal
I WAS RIGHT
YOU ARE NOW OBLIGATED TO PROVIDE ME WITH THE SORDID DETAILS
COMMONLY AND HENCEFORTH REFERRED TO AS "THE DEETS"

[drama8om8]

N8 N8 NO MAC NO Y8U DON'T W8NT TO G8 D8WN THIS R8AD YOU WILL D88M US 8OTH NO

[enrages]

terrible fairy smut what.

[drama8om8]

I h8 my stupid life

[enrages]

you might have murdered me in a smutjournal.

[drama8om8]

ONLY IF WEIRD 8THER M8 8OINKED YOU T8 DE8TH OH MY G8D I H8 YOU ALL I F8CKING H8 YOU

[enrages]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[drama8om8]

I warned you, 8ro. I distinctly remem8er saying this was not a road any8ody wanted to go down.

[hawaiianheir]

wait she boinked and then killed them?
holy shit
past you was hard-fucking-core

[drama8om8]

G8T O8T

[hawaiianheir]

LOOK THESE ARE THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW OKAY
AS PART OF THE SHOUTY LOSER PULSE TEAM
WE NEED TO KNOW IF ONE OF US HAD AN UNHEALTHY WEIRD BOINK-THEN-SNUFFING THING GOING ON

[drama8om8]

Y8U D8N'T NEED TO KN8W ANYTHING DU8LSCAR HAD N8THING TO D8 WITH IT STOP MAK8NG OUT WITH ME LIKE HE DID OK

 

 

STOP MAKING OUT LIKE HE DID 8H MY G8D I W8NT TO D8E

[hawaiianheir]

WOAH WOAH WAIT BACK THE FUCK UP
are you saying past me and you made out?
what
what
what

[drama8om8]

N8t qu8te

[hawaiianheir]

what
what was it then
exactly

[drama8om8]

Wh8t did I t8ll you
a8out this
not 8eing a ro8d
8ny of us w8nted to g8 down.

[hawaiianheir]

oh god
oh god it's even worse than i thought
minamina.

[drama8om8]

Gesundh8it.

[hawaiianheir]

...so wait like
did you instigate a fucking meteor drop on me?
i assume we banged and then you tried to kill me tell me if this seems out of character for past you
how the fuck did you get a hold of meteor!?

[drama8om8]

SOME HIGH8LOOD GUY DID IT OK I DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THAT P8RT SHE USES A L8T OF WEIRD W8RDS F8CK YOU YOU 8ROUGHT TH8S ON Y8URSELF UGH I F88L SO UNCLEAN

[hawaiianheir]

GOOD SO DO I
I NEED TO DUNK MY HEAD IN SOME HOT WATER HOLY SHIT
THIS IS REALLY OT WHAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
AUUUUUGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHG

[drama8om8]

IF YOU DR8WN YOURS8LF THEN YOU WILL NEV8R REMEM8ER IT. I 8M GOING TO H8VE TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY RECOMM8ND DROWNING. WOW SO GR8. FUN FOR EVERY8ODY.

[hawaiianheir]

DROWNING SOUNDS AMAZING
A+
10/10 WOULD CHOOSE AS PREFERRED DEATH METHOD AGAIN
BRB

[enrages]

ARE YOU REACHING BUT YOU FALL?
HOW ARE THE STARS?
HAVE YOU CHECKED THEM?
ARE THEY DARK AND COLD?