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Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

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hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
drama8om8: (Roger that)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-08 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
8ecause PIR8S. Pir8tes did that shit like all the time!
And *I* didn't murder you. The Marquise did! And she's not me, right? She's different because she was badass and had horns and did all the sex! NOT ME.
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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-08 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
MAYBE P8ST YOU WAS AWF8L TOO SHUT THE F8CK UP.

 

 

Also she was awful AND HOT let's get that super clear here. Shitty fairy wings aside.
drama8om8: (This is the tale)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-08 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
SHITTING SPARKLES EVERYWHERE YOU GO IS AN EXCUSE TO 8E SHITTY TOO!!!!!!!!
drama8om8: (I'm the num8er one stunner)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-08 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
NO, KARSON, MY WINGS ARE NOT CONNECTED TO MY ASS.

There is a lot of sparkling though. Like I wake up in the morning and I look like I barfed glitter on my sheets I swear to god.
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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-09 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
I just shake out the sheets, you dork, IT 8N'T DIFFICULT.
drama8om8: (Let me try it with another film)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-09 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Then slowly the whole WORLD will fill with my bullshit fairy sparkles. Nothing will be unmolested by glittery blue dust.

ARE YOU NEXT????????
drama8om8: (Erin 8rockovich is my name)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-09 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Next time I bring you ice cream, I'm going to fairysparkle all over your stuff.
drama8om8: (I'm the num8er one stunner)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-09 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I will fairysparkle on your stuff, THEN open the tub of ice cream.