five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[hawaiianheir]

woah
woah woaasdfsdf hold on taff-
tavia
seriously slow down i think am having one of those zone out moments
like i don't know about what but holy shit
like i feel like i think this thing is happening

[drama8om8]

You "feel" like "this thing is happening."

 

 

Are you coming on to me. >8|

[hawaiianheir]

why would i-
TAVIA
just like
okay no i'm having one of those
pulse moments, maybe?
my brain is freaking the fuck out but nothing's coming to it yet

[drama8om8]

Try 8ashing your head against the nearest wall!
Worked for me, 8ro. ;)

[ 8D ]

[hawaiianheir]

hardee har har
very funny taffy
just watch it's going to be something really important and then like
you're going to be SO MAD you suggested that to me
just you wait

1/4

[drama8om8]

Lol. What could you POSSI8LY remem8er of any importance? Dum8iest thing I ever

2/4

[drama8om8]

[ oh no ]

3/4

[drama8om8]

[ OH NO ]

4/4

[drama8om8]

ST8P TRY8NG T8 REMEM8ER TH8NGS R8GHT TH8S FUCKING MIN8TE YOU COMPLETE SHITMANGL8NG F8CKLORD I SWE8R TO G8D IF YOU REMEM8ER ANYTHING TH8T WOULD M8KE ME ANY8ODY UNCOMFORTA8LE IN ANY W8Y I WILL HAVE Y8U EATEN 8Y WOLVES.

[hawaiianheir]

woah what the fuck where did THAT come from!?!?!?
like seriously it's not like i can actively stop it
what is your deal is it something in your stupid smutjournal
i mean what could POSSIBLY be that bad

[drama8om8]

N8NE OF YOUR 8USINESS!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I mean. It 8n't a sm8tjourn8l haha what

[hawaiianheir]

a-ha so it IS a smutjournal
I WAS RIGHT
YOU ARE NOW OBLIGATED TO PROVIDE ME WITH THE SORDID DETAILS
COMMONLY AND HENCEFORTH REFERRED TO AS "THE DEETS"

[drama8om8]

N8 N8 NO MAC NO Y8U DON'T W8NT TO G8 D8WN THIS R8AD YOU WILL D88M US 8OTH NO

[enrages]

terrible fairy smut what.

[drama8om8]

I h8 my stupid life

[enrages]

you might have murdered me in a smutjournal.

[drama8om8]

ONLY IF WEIRD 8THER M8 8OINKED YOU T8 DE8TH OH MY G8D I H8 YOU ALL I F8CKING H8 YOU

[enrages]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[drama8om8]

I warned you, 8ro. I distinctly remem8er saying this was not a road any8ody wanted to go down.

[hawaiianheir]

wait she boinked and then killed them?
holy shit
past you was hard-fucking-core

[drama8om8]

G8T O8T

[hawaiianheir]

LOOK THESE ARE THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW OKAY
AS PART OF THE SHOUTY LOSER PULSE TEAM
WE NEED TO KNOW IF ONE OF US HAD AN UNHEALTHY WEIRD BOINK-THEN-SNUFFING THING GOING ON

[drama8om8]

Y8U D8N'T NEED TO KN8W ANYTHING DU8LSCAR HAD N8THING TO D8 WITH IT STOP MAK8NG OUT WITH ME LIKE HE DID OK

 

 

STOP MAKING OUT LIKE HE DID 8H MY G8D I W8NT TO D8E

[hawaiianheir]

WOAH WOAH WAIT BACK THE FUCK UP
are you saying past me and you made out?
what
what
what

[drama8om8]

N8t qu8te