savetheearth | five; text

five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^

as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?

EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhghhgh okay fine.
give me a minute to like, put it all together.

basically, i had just woken up, i think? and everywhere was gold, and the sky was black and i looked up, and there was like
this figure in the sky? with some kinda green light?
and i felt really
like
upset?
betrayed?
sad???
like, not okay with this figure doing whatever the fuck he was doing.
and he used the green light shit, and everything exploded.
and i died, i guess.

I
Oh. Ok that's actually kind of heavy. Uh.
I 8n't really seeing how that could have been your fault! It was obviously the douche in the sky who is to blame here.

[ wait
presumably the Marquise could fly if Octavia has fairy wings
so she probably flew around
IN THE SKY........ ]

I mean. PROBABLY.
We don't kn8w for sure, I gu8ss! Haha. Wow. What did they look like? Do you remember????????

no.
not really.
i just
i think i knew them?
i'm not sure how.
and it was my fault.
but yet again, i dont know why.
ugrhgurhugrhughrugh.

Dude I'm pretty fucking sure it can't have been your stupid dumb loserfault. That is some victim-blaming bullshit you are pulling there! Wow.
But like. At least you 8n't dead NOW, right? Which is like. 100% always a plus. So try not to think about it.
Obviously you need to just drown your feelings in ice cream!
A LOT of ice cream.
AS MUCH AS THE ICE CREAM FAIRY CAN CARRY.

you know

i don't think
i want ice cream right now.
that's how fucked up this shit is.

I
Wow.

I mean I'd offer to come over and hug you or something but that's basically how I started d8ting Alan so it's probably best I don't risk my amazing powers of comfort-hug-seduction working on you too.

yeah, i definitely don't want to accidentally end up dating you.
that's messed up.
i'm just going to build a blanket fort and snuggle my lil dog.
that seems to solve a lot of problems.

[ UGHHHHHhhghrrhrrghrHrhrhHh RRGRHRHHHG UGHGHHhhhh ]

Did the person that killed you have stupid 8lue fairy wings? 8ecause I kind of need to know exactly HOW sorry I should 8e a8out this shit.

why
you said you were a fairy
did you kill me
DID YOU FUCKING MURDER ME?!

8 D8N'T KN8W TH8T'S WH8T I'M 8SKING Y8U GIN8RMO8S 8SSHOLE!!!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU KILLED ME I'M GOING TO FUCKING KFILL YOU THATNS NOT EVEN FIAR WHAT RTH FUK WHAT YTFUCKKKKK

SH8T UP SH8T 8P I PRO8A8LY DIDN'T K8LL YOU 8K ST8P THR8ATENING M8 AND TR8 TO REMEM8ER IF Y8UR MURD8R8R H8D F8IRY W8NGS!!!!!!!!

I DON'T REMEMBER OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU THINK YOU FUCKING KLED ME THATS SO MESSE DUP

I W8S JUST ASK8NG OKAY I HAVE WINGS SO I CAN FLY AND I RE8D A8OUT THE OTHER ME AND S8METIMES SHE KILLED DUDES S8 I JUST W8NTED TO CHECK YOU WEREN'T 8NE JESUS F8CK