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[yerawizarderi]

[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

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[mood2wiingiing]

were a secret society dedicated two killing hipsters.

[yerawizarderi]

yeah like im gonna believe ANY a that rubbish

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[chernobolt]

[well, it seems like the first person's already got the FAQ thing down (in his own way) sooo...]

oh, your text is such a charming shade! i did not know that colors were a thing which could be done outside of instant messaging! :D

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[yerawizarderi]

you just gotta know how to do it is all
but glad to see someone on this weird network has some sense to them though
violet is the most charming color there is

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[drama8om8]

I'm 8art Simpson, who the hell are you. ::::|

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[yerawizarderi]

while i have my reasonable doubts about THAT
i bet you look similarly ugly enough to pull off a compellin impersonation
im eri ampora
now who are you really

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[eras]

id link the faq but i see he stopped trolling on try three
kinda
l0l

hello!
welcome to the network
the third faq is legitimate and while it does in fact seem like poppycock it really isnt

try writing your number on a piece of paper :)
that is by far the easiest way to verify what we say is true

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[mood2wiingiing]

maybe i should have stopped on try two? would that have been more thematically approp. you think?

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[yerawizarderi]

yeah that whole thing was needlessly fuckin difficult
what a pain in the ass
is he like this to everyone

look for the sake a my growin headache ill just believe you i guess
maybe try that later if im feelin a bit skeptical a this whole thing
anyway im eri

[somesayinfire]

You should probably get used to being wrong. Not because you're full of yourself or anything, but because nobody really knows anything about what's going on. We knew more when we knew nothing.

Maybe that's just me, though. I've kind of been out of the loop.

[yerawizarderi]

im not one to make a habit of gettin used to the impossible
but thanks for the concern

that could very well be the case
it bein only you i mean
but im not so dull minded like the majority a simpletons so your concern is a bit out of place

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[charcoalfeather]

Uh, okay.

First of all, you're in the numbers club, and we're all apparently reincarnates and stuff

It's uh kind of confusing. I like your text color though

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[yerawizarderi]

really
numbers club? what a stupid fuckin name
also this smells a awful lot like fuckin bee ess if you ask me
reincarnates? you think im gonna believe that?

but thanks im pretty fond of it myself obviously

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[dirtdevil]

i think we can all learn from the moral of this story:

browsing tumblr ruins lives.

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[yerawizarderi]

cant say this has really ruined my life any
what do you got against tumblr?

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[metalbent]

Why are you leaving off your g's? Is your g key only working sometimes?

[ /IGNORES THE REST OF THE POST FOR THIS IMPORTANT POINT, wow Sophie as helpful as ever. ]

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[yerawizarderi]

[Oh huh there's more than just text options. Alright then, let's try this out...]

Maybe 'cos I fuckin' feel like it, that ever occur to you?

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[vetala]

1. This is the Numbers Club
2. Your body is going to start going through some changes. Also, your memories. You will be getting new ones. This is normal. For us. Not for other people.
3. The police are not to be trusted.
4. Thunder Corp is a sham.
5. There are also aliens involved.

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[yerawizarderi]

well now
thats certainly to the point
so why exactly aint the police to be trusted
and why the hell should i believe this got anythin to do with aliens that sounds like a bunch a fuckin science fiction claptrap to me
but i guess all a this is sorta unbelievable in its own bleedin right
anyway whore you

[unimpressive]

we're just like you! we got the numbers and we came here too!

except we're probably not all in starbucks right now.

but i had my numbers for a long time before i found the network too!!

[yerawizarderi]

oh yeah?
how long is a long time

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[waltharius]

[ Dear sweet Catholic Wally got a rather insistent text a short while ago, so he's here to defend his friend's honor. A little grudgingly, but he still kind of owes her. ]

Welcome to the club. It looks like others have touched on the basics, so you should be set. Ish.

Anyway, I can't really fault you for being skeptical about Octavia Serket... because she's Octavia Serket, but she really did die and come back to life. I was there when it happened.

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[yerawizarderi]

sorry but im not gonna believe fuckin SHIT until i see it myself
you can lie just as easily as she can so i dont even know why either of you thought this would convince me
i dont even know you

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[hawaiianheir]

welcome to the first day of the rest of your terrible life.

also rofl @ you not believing shit

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[yerawizarderi]

yeah i am startin to see how stinkin terrible its gonna be already

there aint nothin wrong with a healthy bit of skepticism moron