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[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

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There were witnesses when I died. And one of them is a super-stuffy Catholic or some bullshit and it's super illegal for them to lie.

[ Or something. Steepling her fingers together now. ]

I know your deal! You're one of those creepy-creep snuff fetishists. Sick!

Everyone lies.

[An eye roll--but then he's stuck gawking at her accusation. GROSS.]

I am not! Please, if I wanted to indulge myself in such a fuckin' nasty fetish, I wouldn't waste my time with you. You're just tryin' to get outta provin' shit, because you ain't actually immortal, nor a pirate fairy Jesus. I bet you're not even a lesbian. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

If dear sweet Catholic Wally lied, the Pope would have him executed. Google it!

And I am so immortal fairy pir-- I WAS ONLY PAST LIFE LESBIAN OKAY OH MY GOD STOP PUSHING YOUR FETISHES ON ME.

[ High-pitched shrieking intensifies ]

Google doesn't answer everythin'! Most things, but a simple google search ain't gonna prove SHIT--AND I AIN'T PUSHIN' NO FETISHES ON YOU, OH MY GOD!!!

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[With that yell he throws his hands up in frustration, but that gets him a few weird stares, which he surely notices, and he lowers his hands, using one to try to hide his face. Whispering:]

You are avoidin' this like the plague. I think you're full a shit, nothin' but grade fuckin' A bee ess. Which is fine, totally fine. You're scared and not actually immortal. Whatever, I got my answer.

[ ALSO whispering: ] I am not scared. This isn't my bathroom and if I die here it will devalue my buddy Gavin's home and I am so fucking immortal you don't even know! Would you believe Karson? Karson believes me!

[WHISPERING INTENSIFIES:] Yeah, well I'm comin' to doubt how much I can really trust that guy's word if he thinks he's some variant of Jesus. Also, you're givin' me nothin' but shitty ass excuses, I want results, but clearly you're too much of a fuckin' chicken shit.

I am not a chicken shit, you are just super creepily invested in watching me die because you are a sick fuck.

[ Clearly a distraction is in order here. SO: ]

Which doesn't surprise me. I remember you. From before.

[ Which is hopefully mysterious enough to derail deathtalk. YEAAHHHHHH! ]

No I'm not! I'm just provin' you're full of shit and--

[He stops. She remembers him? From before? What??? He stares at her, eyebrow raising.]

Wait. What do you mean by that?

[ CHOICES, CHOICES. She's tried to trigger echoes in people before and knows it rarely works the way she intends. TIME TO BE SUPER CAREFUL.

Namedropping Lord English is out, since it sounds too scary and potentially-impressive. But... ]

I remember a guy with purple text!

[ And since said guy - TOTALLY LORD ENGLISH WOW FUCK U - was blubbering about "Gam" and "Feferi," mentioning those might be a safe way to go and oh no wait that wouldn't boost her own ego would it who are we fucking kidding here. ]

Do you remember Vriska?

[Oh yeah, a guy with purple text, because clearly there is only ONE person in the history of EVER that typed in purple. Good job, except for the fact it's--]

Violet. My text is violet.

[GOD! What was with these people and not knowing their purples?! Like seriously, was it THAT hard? But then Octavia continued, and he's pretty much 9000% sure she's full of shit, but then..... THEN....]

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Vriska?

[Vriska, why the hell does that name sound so familiar? He finds himself sitting there, kinda staring hard at his screen as he spaces out a bit as it feels like hella deja vu is happening. The kind of deja vu that leaves you with memories of a life long since past, you know, like those awesome echo things? That just happened. And to say the least of it, it isn't going to be what Octavia wants to hear. Probably most likely not even remotely!]

[Oh yeah. He definitely feels himself remembering something about a Vriska. A Vriska and him, a him that isn't exactly him, but him all the same. It's fucking weird, and maybe it makes him believe this shit all the same, but he can't help but feel a little (oddly) flustered over the newly gained information. Honestly, it felt weird getting this surge of information from seemingly no where but the mention of a name...]

She... yeah, I remember that name oddly enough. She--uh.

[How do you say this? It all seemed so dumb, but the memory was there, and it felt totally legitimate...]

Was... my ex-girlfriend?

[THAT'S IT. THAT'S WHAT HE GOT FROM THAT GLEAMED INFORMATION GIVEN TO HIM FROM THE ECHO. EAT THAT OCTAVIA.]

Your WHAT?

[ WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING SHIT. Octavia is so shocked and horrified - shorrified? - that she recoils from the laptop, stumbling backwards. The little bathmat beneath her feet skids out from under her. Her feet leave the floor completely and she lets out a distressed screech as she falls back, out of shot of the webcam.

Finally, there's a horrible, sickening crack as her head smashes against the side of the bath.

HEY ERI YOU KNOW THAT THING THAT YOU WANTED TO SEE

STAY FUCKING TUNED, SON ]

[OH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT SOUND OH FUCK NO]

[ NBD DUDE JUST IGNORE THE LIGHTS COMING FROM THE BATHROOM

OCTAVIA IS HAVING A

A LIGHTSWITCH RAVE ]

[NOPE BANGING ON THE DOOR]

OCTAVIA YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JUST DIED IN THERE!

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[he just came by to watch this beautiful post and all the stupidity going down in it, and he was actually starting to enjoy it when it got to the relationship drama all of a sudden!

He even pulled out some popcorn for this shit.

But then he sees Octavia's response. He's...he's pretty sure people don't survive hits like that. He feels a little sick.]

OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

NOTHING I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

[And then one brief echo later, Jovan suddenly is able to remember exactly how it feels to have your skull slammed open against porcelain bathroom appliances, and feels even more horrified.]

YOU FUCKING KILLED HER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT HURTS?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Oooooooohhhhhhhh. Simon Fucking Edwaaaaaaaards!

[ OH GOSH SPOOKY MOANS

COMING FROM OCTAVIA'S NETWORK NUMBER??!?!?!?! ]

I'm a ghoooooooost!

[ That's what ghosts say, right

Spooky ghosts

That's a thing ]

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[ Well, this conversation has taken a turn for the strange, but at least he's not goading her to kill herself anymore.

And then she slips on that bathmat and cracks her head open. Walter's blood pressure immediately skyrockets -- that sounded potentially fatal. And she came back that one time, and seemed confident that she could do it again, but what if she couldn't?? Oh god oh man oh god oh man -- ]

Octavia, get up right now.

[ PANIC PANIC ]

That can't be the way you exit this life!

Weeeeeeeennnnnnnniiiiiiiieeeeeeee

My--

[But then that whole ARRAY OF SHIT JUST WENT DOWN, and he's left gawking at the screen in absolute HORROR. His voice dies in his throat and he's ACTUALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She's dead, SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD RIGHT NOW AND IT'S SOMEWHAT HIS FAULT. OH GOD OH FUCK OH SHIT. HE KILLED HER!!]

[So he does the only reasonable and sane thing and CLOSES THE FEED, CLOSES THE NETWORK AND HE IS JUST GOING TO TRY TO PRETEND THIS WHOLE THING NEVER HAPPENED. Brilliant plan, Ampora, such brilliant. Sorry Octavia, looks like he isn't going to be sticking around to see your super awesome resurrection technique!]

[ WHEN TAVIA WAKES UP AND REALISES HE MISSED IT SHE MAY DIE AGAIN FROM FRUSTRATION JSYK THAT'S TOTALLY POSSIBLE ]

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