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[yerawizarderi]

[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

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[text] me neither

[grannyfucker]

[he just came by to watch this beautiful post and all the stupidity going down in it, and he was actually starting to enjoy it when it got to the relationship drama all of a sudden!

He even pulled out some popcorn for this shit.

But then he sees Octavia's response. He's...he's pretty sure people don't survive hits like that. He feels a little sick.]

OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

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[yerawizarderi]

NOTHING I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

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[grannyfucker]

[And then one brief echo later, Jovan suddenly is able to remember exactly how it feels to have your skull slammed open against porcelain bathroom appliances, and feels even more horrified.]

YOU FUCKING KILLED HER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT HURTS?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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[yerawizarderi]

NO I DIDNT
THIS ISNT REMOTELY MY FAULT!! IT AINT LIKE I PUSHED HER
SHE SLIPPED HOW IS THAT MY FAULT??

BESIDES IF SHES DEAD WHO CARES HOW MUCH IT HURTS
OH GOD
SHE ISNT DEAD SHE CANT BE DEAD

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[grannyfucker]

THAT'S ALWAYS WHAT THE EX SAYS WHEN THEY'RE TESTIFYING IN THE MURDER OF THEIR GIRLFRIEND. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THE EX IS ALWAYS THE KILLER! So don't try hoodwinking me, pal, I know exactly what you did!

AND OF COURSE SHE'S DEAD, YOU SHOULD KNOW SINCE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MASTERMINDED THIS PLOT TO KILL HER!

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[yerawizarderi]

BUT IM NOT HER EX
IM SOME VRISKA CHICKS EX
in a past life or somethin i dont even really understand this

AND YOU CANT PROVE SHIT I DIDNT PLAN THIS I DONT EVEN KNOW HER

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[grannyfucker]

Oh, a likely story! If I had a nickel for every time I heard the past life excuse I'd

have a sum of money!

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[yerawizarderi]

did you snoop on this whole conversation or just the part where she died
because if you fuckin DID then you would bloody KNOW that we JUST FUCKIN MET YOU STUPID FUCK

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[grannyfucker]

Bullshit. Just because you couldn't see her face when you were fucking her in the dark alleyway doesn't mean you didn't meet!

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[yerawizarderi]

[omfg]

WOW
first off ive never FUCKED HER and second off if i were to i wouldnt do it like some fuckin scummy homeless vagrant who aint got the proper place to get laid
look you clearly dont know JACK SHIT and im too fuckin freaked out right now about her TOTALLY ACCIDENTAL AND IN NO WAY MY FAULT death to be arguin with some scumbag over whether ive fucked her or not and where
so PISS OFF

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[grannyfucker]

Alright, so maybe she gave you a blowie. Look, any way you slice it, your cock was in one of her cavities!

Which means you have an obligation, as the tab A to her slot B, to take responsibility in her death!

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[drama8om8]

[ And later enough for Jovan's conversation with Eri to have finished: ]

Oooooooohhhhhhhh. Simon Fucking Edwaaaaaaaards!

[ OH GOSH SPOOKY MOANS

COMING FROM OCTAVIA'S NETWORK NUMBER??!?!?!?! ]

I'm a ghoooooooost!

[ That's what ghosts say, right

Spooky ghosts

That's a thing ]

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[grannyfucker]

what the fuck

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[drama8om8]

WooooOOoOoOoooooo! Stop trying to bang Alan hunter's moooommmmmmmm!

[ Are these noises spooky enough? Maybe if she just. Rattles the plug chain against the side of the bath.

YEAH THAT WORKS. ]

Or I will haunt you foreveeeeeeeer! And it will be spooky as balls!

As baaaaaaaallllllllssssssss!

[ CHAINRATTLING INTENSIFIES ]

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[grannyfucker]

How can you haunt me when you don't even know who I am?

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

[ oh ]

Uh. Ghost powers! Spooooooooky ghost powers! Oooooh!

Also I will be. Haunting Alan's place! So if you go there I will haunt you that way. WhoooooOoOOOooghostyghosty!

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[grannyfucker]

Seriously? You'd haunt a distressed and mourning lady as loving as Mrs. Hunter just to get at me?

Low blow. What did she ever do to deserve this?

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[grannyfucker]

(But seriously what the fuck just happened with the whole "bashing your skull violently against the bathtub" thing)

[drama8om8]

Ugh. Fine!

I died is what happened. I can show you the bloodstains in the tub if you want! If you needed more proof than the whole sound-of-my-skull-splintering-open deal.

[grannyfucker]

Well no shit, I got that part, obviously! You'd have to be retarded not to have figured that out.

How the fuck are you still talking if your brain is supposedly smashed to bits on the floor right how?

[drama8om8]

Immortal. Duh. Did you seriously think the whole fairy jesus thing was bullshit? That I was some kind of liar? Shame on you, Simon Fucking Edwards. All the shame!

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[gogoghostpowers]

[he is covering his face with his hands.]

Tavia, what are you doing. You're not even a ghost.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

You don't know that for sure. I'm spooky enough.

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[gogoghostpowers]

[If Danny remembered more about ghosts and what they were like, he would absolutely call her out on her ghost racism right now.]

Didn't you say you still had a heartbeat and stuff, though?

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

 

Ghost with a pacemaker?