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Eri Ampora (Eridan Ampora) ([personal profile] yerawizarderi) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-01-23 03:57 pm

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[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?
drama8om8: (they have ridiculous turtle sex)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-26 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And later enough for Jovan's conversation with Eri to have finished: ]

Oooooooohhhhhhhh. Simon Fucking Edwaaaaaaaards!

[ OH GOSH SPOOKY MOANS

COMING FROM OCTAVIA'S NETWORK NUMBER??!?!?!?!
]

I'm a ghoooooooost!

[ That's what ghosts say, right

Spooky ghosts

That's a thing
]
drama8om8: (I'm the top gunner)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-26 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
WooooOOoOoOoooooo! Stop trying to bang Alan hunter's moooommmmmmmm!

[ Are these noises spooky enough? Maybe if she just. Rattles the plug chain against the side of the bath.

YEAH THAT WORKS.
]

Or I will haunt you foreveeeeeeeer! And it will be spooky as balls!

As baaaaaaaallllllllssssssss!


[ CHAINRATTLING INTENSIFIES ]
grannyfucker: (got a double dose of bass)

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[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-01-26 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you haunt me when you don't even know who I am?
drama8om8: (Giant squid!)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-26 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
 

 

 

[ oh ]

Uh. Ghost powers! Spooooooooky ghost powers! Oooooh!

Also I will be. Haunting Alan's place! So if you go there I will haunt you that way. WhoooooOoOOOooghostyghosty!
grannyfucker: (GIRL~ LOOK AT THAT BODY~)

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[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-01-26 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously? You'd haunt a distressed and mourning lady as loving as Mrs. Hunter just to get at me?

Low blow. What did she ever do to deserve this?
grannyfucker: (animal print pants outta control)

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[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-01-26 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
(But seriously what the fuck just happened with the whole "bashing your skull violently against the bathtub" thing)
drama8om8: (Ladies shifty eyed)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-26 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. Fine!

I died is what happened. I can show you the bloodstains in the tub if you want! If you needed more proof than the whole sound-of-my-skull-splintering-open deal.
grannyfucker: (GIRL~ LOOK AT THAT BODY)

[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-01-27 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well no shit, I got that part, obviously! You'd have to be retarded not to have figured that out.

How the fuck are you still talking if your brain is supposedly smashed to bits on the floor right how?
drama8om8: (He yearned for adventure)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-27 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Immortal. Duh. Did you seriously think the whole fairy jesus thing was bullshit? That I was some kind of liar? Shame on you, Simon Fucking Edwards. All the shame!
grannyfucker: (i aint goin nowhere let the roof cave in)

[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-01-27 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, of course. Immortal. Why didn't I think of that? Obviously that's the first thing that comes to mind when someone gets back up after SHATTERING THEIR SKULL TO PIECES.

[he's a little hung up on the way she died--it's hard, remembering exactly what dying like that feels like. 8C ]
drama8om8: (Just w8ting to get fucked!)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-27 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
It is kind of majorly obvious, dude. Duh.

 

And just eff-why-eye, my skull ain't smashed any more. Not even a scratch! In case you thought my brain was showing or I was still leaking blood everywhere or whatever.
grannyfucker: (GIRL~ LOOK AT THAT BODY~)

[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-01-27 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
See, now that sounds like a great superpower! Why can't I get a power like immortality? Especially the kind that cleans up your own injuries for you.
drama8om8: (When we rollin' up)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-27 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Because if you got to be immortal, I would have to live forever and ever with you being the one constant in my stupid life! And that would be the most intolerable.
grannyfucker: (walking on the street in my new lafreak)

[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-01-27 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well at least I wouldn't squander my immortality dying by slipping in the bathroom or some other stupid, trivial method like a complete retard!

[I am going to look back on this tag in like five months and laugh heartily.]
drama8om8: (Ladies shifty eyed)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-27 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
THE FIRST ONE W8S MORE DRAM8TIC OK.
I have to keep changing it up! Like may8e in some kind of serious death -> trivial death -> serious death -> etc pattern.
Just to keep things fresh! It's like ART. Death art.


[ ur tags are ironic enough that they have cured my chronic anaemia god bless u lisa ]

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gogoghostpowers: ([P] last night in my sleep)

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[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2014-01-27 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[he is covering his face with his hands.]

Tavia, what are you doing. You're not even a ghost.
drama8om8: (From the front to the 8ack)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-27 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
 

 

 

You don't know that for sure. I'm spooky enough.
gogoghostpowers: ([P] leave your body at the door)

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[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2014-01-27 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[If Danny remembered more about ghosts and what they were like, he would absolutely call her out on her ghost racism right now.]

Didn't you say you still had a heartbeat and stuff, though?
drama8om8: (I'VE KILLED LIKE THREE RATTATAS)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-27 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
 

 

 

 

 

Ghost with a pacemaker?
gogoghostpowers: ([P] (i thought i heard somebody cry))

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[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2014-01-27 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[he doesn't look terribly impressed.]

Also I'm pretty sure ghosts don't sound like that. At least, I don't.

...At least, I hope I won't.
drama8om8: (Erin 8rockovich is my name)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-27 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
You are the poopiest of party poopers. It is like I am talking to ghost Karson, and you are about to tell me to "check my not-dead privilege" and "stop making problematic assumptions about ghosts' collective spooky levels."

Please don't say either of those things, because then I would have to hit you the next time I see you and it would be super awkward.
gogoghostpowers: ([P] you feel the beat)

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[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2014-01-27 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I...wasn't going to?

I just don't want people to think that I'm going to start haunting them or something.

[unfortunately, that ship has already sailed.]
drama8om8: (8ECAUSE UR A 8UTT)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-01-27 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh. Why? If I was a ghost I would be amping up the spooky shit. And then threatening to haunt anybody who pissed me off! I could totally pull off something like that one Asian girl from that horror movie about the killer tapes. I have enough hair and everything.
gogoghostpowers: ([P] you feel the beat)

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[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2014-01-27 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I don't want people to avoid me for stuff I don't even do! I'm--

[frustrated sigh]

People are already suspicious of me because of the whole "ghost" thing, I don't want to give them an actual reason to hate me or anything.

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