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[yerawizarderi]

[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

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[yerawizarderi]

id be a little more willin to show my gratefulness if you didnt waste a shitload of my time with your sad attempts at trollin
but FINE
thanks

[mood2wiingiing]

there was only ONE attempt two troll you there tyvm.
the other is a legit faq if you bother two read it.
just, you know. less in depth than the other one.

[yerawizarderi]

oh please
that was the least helpful piece a shit on the face of the fuckin internet
i dont got time to suffer through outdated memes like that while tryin to understand all a this flippin bee ess thats goin on

[mood2wiingiing]

yes you do "got time" for it (do you know what grammar is??) because its awesome.
and also because you owe it two the world after typing things like "all a this flippin bee ess" wtf.

[yerawizarderi]

i dont owe the world fuckin SHIT
and i know what grammar is i only go to the most expensive and high class private school this city has to offer
dont mean i got to indulge in that sort a plethora a knowledge when it comes to casual exchanges suchlike this

[mood2wiingiing]

you know theres a difference between "plethoras a knowledge" and normal english.
what youre doing is neither just fyi.
what youre doing is taking the english language out back and shooting it. repeatedly.

[yerawizarderi]

and thats my right to do
who the fuck are you to say that i CANT

[mood2wiingiing]

im your worst nightmare.

[yerawizarderi]

my worst nightmare is a little twat who still thinks rickrollin is STILL funny
ok

[mood2wiingiing]

yeah basically.