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[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

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[He's definitely reading her conversation above his own with her, but that doesn't mean he has to act like he is.]

so is there a reason you didnt start with maroon text?
well its pretty obnoxious so if he chose to never try such a poor attempt at trollin again id be pretty damn grateful

ill see about that
nice to meet you too
so how long have you known about this network anyway

[ She's not even going to bother apologizing for Soren. ...She's used to him threadjacking her and trolling newbies anyway, so it barely registers. ]

i try to make a concentrated effort not to type in a way that would bother people
even right now im still consciously editing my replies
so this is only a halfway point
its harder to resist the habit or urge or whatever
when someone replies in a similar manner
if that makes sense
or i have always found that to be the case at least!

lets see
july?
so a fair amount of time
over half a year now, wow 0_0

well i dont mind it
personally i think it looks better than miles of bloody black borin text even if i cant say im too much of a fan of maroon

thats a good while
hmm i kinda feel a little left behind comin to this so late
oh fuckin well better late than never

hahaha
i guess i always liked red
although usually in brighter shades than this
which is good for me because i dont think i can escape it :)
im going to keep it to just using the color unless you specifically request i do the other thing
typing in weird ways at people has been known to be triggering
in the pulsechoey sense not in the triggery sense

oh its fine
there were many people who had been here longer than i had
as long as you check in on the network every so often you can usually keep up
i suggest sort of reading over summaries of whats happened so far
and just maybe checking in every day or so to be sure that like
the water isnt being poisoned again or something
this is a good "heads up shits happening" system

thats how i feel about violet
well i mean i kinda liked it before but i dunno around the time i got these numbers stuck in my head i kinda really started liking the color
which is probably nothin but coincidence but whatever
also what the fuck is a pulsechoey

alright ill keep that in mind i suppose
i kind of like not drinkin poisoned water what the fuck

your thing with violet sounds like it might be a pulsecho
people tend to refer to it as a pulse or an echo
some of us split the difference
but theyre all the same thing
did you feel a little empty feeling right before it happened?
around the time you got your numbers?
thats what it feels like
you get used to spotting it eventually
and if you talk too much to certain people you might get triggered
or if they do certain things
i didnt start wanting to type like this until after karson deliberately triggered me
and if s0rens right about you i could try to deliberately trigger you
or he could
we type like giant tools basically

yeah we all do
but we got them to stop dumping stuff in the water supply for now so
it should be okay
probably :)

wow uh
yeah thats exactly what it felt like
thats kind of fuckin freaky to be honest
and kinda makes this thing a whole lot more believable
wait karson
whos karson

uh so bottled water should be alright still
right

karson is another person on the network
hes more or less declared himself leader of our "soulbond group"
which is what he decided some of us who have connected pulsechoes are
and i think basically none of us bothered to argue about it?
at least i didnt bother
maybe someone else did
you will probably hear from him at some point in time
hell probably note the violet like s0ren did

yeah bottled water was always all right actually!!
which is a relief
because otherwise it might be a little hard to do anything

hmm wonder if this is the karson i know or not
but its unlikely i mean how many karsons could possibly be in this city after all
i doubt that loser would somehow be some special chosen whatever this is anyway
so wait are you implyin that him and sor seem to think or in kars case WILL think im part of this soulbond group or somethin because of my attachment with this color?

good i think im gonna stock up on some
i dont really like to bank on probablies

idk does your karson deliver pizzas
whats his last name
and probably?
although you dont have a weird writing thing which makes it slightly questionable
but violet is on the color wheel which makes it probable?
and anyway a few people do just have weird colors and no quirks

thats a smart move tbh
my sister and i had to live off of juice for the first few days of that debacle

yeah he does actually
valenti is his last name
weird writin thing like how you randomly keep jammin zeros into shit?
hmm who knows dont really make much of a difference to me really

so who the fuck was even responsible for that anyway

yep thats our karson!!
and yes
kind of
you have not yet seen the level of zeroes i can jam into shit unfortunately
those ones escaped the editing process :C
see just now i had to stop myself from going 0n0
which looks stupid
but there you go

thundercorp :o
theyre responsible for a lot of stuff actually
were not on good terms

no fuckin way
for real like karson doesnt shut up about obama and ron paul and is actually halfway decent with romantic advice and is obnoxiously loud at rimes valenti?
i guess this numbers club deal is pretty damn desperate for members
i wonder what the purpose of that even is really just random zeros in shit
i noticed that sor guy using two instead of to is that another thing

really
what the fuck is up with thundercorp

p sure i can pull up an entry on here about the wonders of ron paul actually
i think that is a thing that happened
but yeah sounds like him
it slips up if you dont pay attention yeah
although octavia isnt bothering to stop her 8s from a glance

idk theyre run by evil aliens?
i think thats the going theory
maybe
we really have no clue tbh they just want us dead
so in general were anti thundercorp

im almost offended hes never said anythin about this to me before
some friend he is
yeah i noticed her 8s kinda hard not to was wonderin what that was all about but i guess shes part of your little ragtag group of soulbonders huh

evil aliens
i think this alls too much i am havin a hard time takin any of it seriously the more i hear

would you have believed him
you cant see the network if youre not numbered
and if you mean do we remember one another, we do
i wouldnt say were in any group other than that

yeah
the writing your number on paper thing helps
or i can do some telekinetics for you if you think thatd help
idk if seeing more unbelievable stuff would help or not

ok i guess you have a point there
but still youd think itd somehow slip into conversation at least once
you and she not friends or somethin

telekinetics
you can do telekinetics
you know what no i think im alright with just leavin shit how it is till i know how to properly digest all a this because this is fuckin barmy

we dont really talk
its not a big deal

yep :)
it is my claim to fame
aside from magic pajamas but i dont think those count

tbh i think its okay to just let things settle
personally i try to do as much of my old normal stuff as i can
to stay grounded

[ "We don't really talk" is an understatement and not answering the question, but hey. ]

i dont blame you
shes kind of entirely obnoxious even if shes kinda cute

magic pajamas
you cant see how high my eyebrow is raised right now but believe me
its scrapin the goddamn stratosphere

i think after im done talkin to whoever replies to this post of mine im just gonna take a break from this network for a few days
maybe reassess my fuckin life

we hang out in different circles is all

lol id offer to show you
but you already turned down telekinetics
so im not sure youd agree to magic pajamas
but believe me i know it sounds stupid

that sounds like a plan
just be sure to sort of
check in every so often or have a numbered friend text you if shit you need to know about goes down
maybe do something fun!!
go on an adventure :)

makes sense
you two dont really seem like the type that would mingle all too well

you know what i just watched that oct chick fly so i think im pretty good about seein any more weird ass shit
also is what shes goin on about true
about her and kar bein some fuckin jesus incarnates because that sounds like a bunch of retarded fuckin horseshit if i ever heard it

how about you
you can keep me updated since you seem the most sane person ive spoken to or at least the most sane AND knowledgeable
i love goin on adventures sure as shit beats sittin around but i think this has been enough of one for a good while

haha what makes you say that?

idk
i mean i know at least that karson was someone who was my leader in a past life
but i do not know how on board i am with the jesus thing tbh?
im not willing to assume stuff is bullshit because it sounds like it at this point
weird stuff is true so i am keeping open minded

sure i dont mind
did you need my cell number?
and also adventures are the best!!
though there hasnt been a larp meetup since the last one
geocaching is always around for me at least
i need to bug travis about doing something d&d-y soonish though

[ She's given out her number waaaaaaay too many times on here to bother pretending it's secret. ]

dunno you two just strike me as too entirely different to really be friends
oct is some obnoxious showboaty bitch while youre a lot more reserved in the ego sense and a whole hell of a lot nicer
just kinda get the feelin you two would clash

yeah i guess i think theyre just tootin their own horn a bit much thinkin theyre some fuckin messiah

yeah that would help ill give you mine and shit
oh you do larpin and d&d huh i never have myself i mean its pretty fuckin dorky and shit
seemed interestin but probably not for me
what the fuck is geocachin

[HE IS ACTUALLY WAY INTERESTED IN D&D AND LARPING but he's too much of a lame ass hipster to actually do anything so dorky. What a loser.]

we do a tad
though since karson and some of the others im friends with like her a lot
i think shes a lot nicer to her friends than she is to the general populace

i really couldnt say

kk, it's [ WOW A NUMBER ]
and yes i do!!
travis dungeon masters sometimes
and weve done larp before
its pretty fun!
i know not everyone likes it but hey
and geocaching is super cool!
its basically a huge treasure hunt
theres a fair amount of it in locke :)

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