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[yerawizarderi]

[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

Comments

[drama8om8]

Immortal. Duh. Did you seriously think the whole fairy jesus thing was bullshit? That I was some kind of liar? Shame on you, Simon Fucking Edwards. All the shame!

[grannyfucker]

Oh, of course. Immortal. Why didn't I think of that? Obviously that's the first thing that comes to mind when someone gets back up after SHATTERING THEIR SKULL TO PIECES.

[he's a little hung up on the way she died--it's hard, remembering exactly what dying like that feels like. 8C ]

[drama8om8]

It is kind of majorly obvious, dude. Duh.

 

And just eff-why-eye, my skull ain't smashed any more. Not even a scratch! In case you thought my brain was showing or I was still leaking blood everywhere or whatever.

[grannyfucker]

See, now that sounds like a great superpower! Why can't I get a power like immortality? Especially the kind that cleans up your own injuries for you.

[drama8om8]

Because if you got to be immortal, I would have to live forever and ever with you being the one constant in my stupid life! And that would be the most intolerable.

[grannyfucker]

Yeah well at least I wouldn't squander my immortality dying by slipping in the bathroom or some other stupid, trivial method like a complete retard!

[I am going to look back on this tag in like five months and laugh heartily.]

[drama8om8]

THE FIRST ONE W8S MORE DRAM8TIC OK.
I have to keep changing it up! Like may8e in some kind of serious death -> trivial death -> serious death -> etc pattern.
Just to keep things fresh! It's like ART. Death art.

[ ur tags are ironic enough that they have cured my chronic anaemia god bless u lisa ]

[grannyfucker]

Oh, right, because da Vinci alternated between painting masterpieces and spraying silly string on a canvas!

That's not art and you know it. That's just you being too dumb to live! Or you would be, if you didn't keep coming back from it right afterwards.