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[yerawizarderi]

[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

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[mood2wiingiing]

were a secret society dedicated two killing hipsters.

[yerawizarderi]

yeah like im gonna believe ANY a that rubbish

[mood2wiingiing]

its true.
and purple two we absolutely hate that.

[yerawizarderi]

its violet
but if you think im gonna actually believe any a this then you may as well piss off now because i can fuckin SCROLL THROUGH the bloody network and see nothin sayin anythin about no hipster killin or purple hatin
so really dont waste my time peon

[mood2wiingiing]

peon, really?
is that legit just a thing you said???

and ok fine if youre so smart then heres the faq have fun

[yerawizarderi]

congrats you can read

what the fuck is this it looks like some kid with too much time on his hands and maybe a dash a down-syndrome had a fuckin field day in mspaint with more memes than should be legal
also this isnt helpful at all thanks for nothin stupid

[Mainly because he took one glance at it and closed out of it. NOT WORTH HIS TIME!!]

[mood2wiingiing]

no seriously who even uses words like peon?

what you dont like it?
its a masterpiece ok it could only be better if i had been the one two think of it lmao.

but ok fine you want the real faq?
here you go.

[yerawizarderi]

[...Really.]

wow
that took me back
what is it fuckin 2007 again or somethin
seriously youre gettin bent outta shape about me saying "peon" but here you are trying attemptin a rickroll
im embarrassed FOR you tee bee hache

[mood2wiingiing]

hey theres nothing wrong with bringing back rickrolls ok.
at least its better than spelling out letters wtf is with that? you two good for real letters, are they two mainstream for you??

but here. im feeling generous.

[yerawizarderi]

[Oh my god that is entirely too much. He is too impatient for this shitheap of tl;dr. But at least it seems more legit than the earlier links. Maybe he'll read it later. Meanwhile...]

what the fuck is this
this looks like bullshit

also theres nothing wrong with spelling shit out but i can understand where it might be difficult for you to do
since im fairly sure youre at the very least slightly mentally handicapped

[mood2wiingiing]

says the hipster.
is what you were doing on tumblr taking pics of your food to share?
because im pretty sure the world has enough of that already.

[yerawizarderi]

[.... he totally wasn't taking pictures of his super delicious cappuccino and editing it on instagram. Totally not!!]

of course not
look youve served the only purpose that someone like you could already
so i think were done here

[mood2wiingiing]

[oh yeah soren totally believes that one. totally.]

hey i linked you the faq and all i get is "i served the only purpose someone like me could"? cold dude.
so cold.
i dont even get a thank you?

[yerawizarderi]

id be a little more willin to show my gratefulness if you didnt waste a shitload of my time with your sad attempts at trollin
but FINE
thanks

[mood2wiingiing]

there was only ONE attempt two troll you there tyvm.
the other is a legit faq if you bother two read it.
just, you know. less in depth than the other one.

[yerawizarderi]

oh please
that was the least helpful piece a shit on the face of the fuckin internet
i dont got time to suffer through outdated memes like that while tryin to understand all a this flippin bee ess thats goin on

[mood2wiingiing]

yes you do "got time" for it (do you know what grammar is??) because its awesome.
and also because you owe it two the world after typing things like "all a this flippin bee ess" wtf.

[yerawizarderi]

i dont owe the world fuckin SHIT
and i know what grammar is i only go to the most expensive and high class private school this city has to offer
dont mean i got to indulge in that sort a plethora a knowledge when it comes to casual exchanges suchlike this

[mood2wiingiing]

you know theres a difference between "plethoras a knowledge" and normal english.
what youre doing is neither just fyi.
what youre doing is taking the english language out back and shooting it. repeatedly.

[yerawizarderi]

and thats my right to do
who the fuck are you to say that i CANT

[mood2wiingiing]

im your worst nightmare.

[yerawizarderi]

my worst nightmare is a little twat who still thinks rickrollin is STILL funny
ok

[mood2wiingiing]

yeah basically.