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[yerawizarderi]

[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

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[yerawizarderi]

im not one to make a habit of gettin used to the impossible
but thanks for the concern

that could very well be the case
it bein only you i mean
but im not so dull minded like the majority a simpletons so your concern is a bit out of place

[somesayinfire]

Let me take a wild guess, you go to Locke High?

[yerawizarderi]

wait do you mean the PUBLIC high school
HA wouldnt you wish
hell fuckin no i go to a private school
as if my father would ever allow me to go to such a deplorable tax funded school for the poor who cant afford proper education

[somesayinfire]

So what, Starling? That's where I went. Not a bad place. But at least I was right that you're a high school kid.

Kind of full of yourself for a high school kid, huh?

[yerawizarderi]

yes because im goin to disclose that information to some stranger on some network
and so WHAT if im a high school kid though KID is rather questionable im more of a man really

i aint full a myself im reasonably egotistical for a man a my accomplishments

[somesayinfire]

Okay, definitely not a Starling student. What ARE your accomplishments, anyway? I'm not trying to tease you, I'm actually curious. We get all kinds around here.