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[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

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we dont really talk
its not a big deal

yep :)
it is my claim to fame
aside from magic pajamas but i dont think those count

tbh i think its okay to just let things settle
personally i try to do as much of my old normal stuff as i can
to stay grounded

[ "We don't really talk" is an understatement and not answering the question, but hey. ]

i dont blame you
shes kind of entirely obnoxious even if shes kinda cute

magic pajamas
you cant see how high my eyebrow is raised right now but believe me
its scrapin the goddamn stratosphere

i think after im done talkin to whoever replies to this post of mine im just gonna take a break from this network for a few days
maybe reassess my fuckin life

we hang out in different circles is all

lol id offer to show you
but you already turned down telekinetics
so im not sure youd agree to magic pajamas
but believe me i know it sounds stupid

that sounds like a plan
just be sure to sort of
check in every so often or have a numbered friend text you if shit you need to know about goes down
maybe do something fun!!
go on an adventure :)

makes sense
you two dont really seem like the type that would mingle all too well

you know what i just watched that oct chick fly so i think im pretty good about seein any more weird ass shit
also is what shes goin on about true
about her and kar bein some fuckin jesus incarnates because that sounds like a bunch of retarded fuckin horseshit if i ever heard it

how about you
you can keep me updated since you seem the most sane person ive spoken to or at least the most sane AND knowledgeable
i love goin on adventures sure as shit beats sittin around but i think this has been enough of one for a good while

haha what makes you say that?

idk
i mean i know at least that karson was someone who was my leader in a past life
but i do not know how on board i am with the jesus thing tbh?
im not willing to assume stuff is bullshit because it sounds like it at this point
weird stuff is true so i am keeping open minded

sure i dont mind
did you need my cell number?
and also adventures are the best!!
though there hasnt been a larp meetup since the last one
geocaching is always around for me at least
i need to bug travis about doing something d&d-y soonish though

[ She's given out her number waaaaaaay too many times on here to bother pretending it's secret. ]

dunno you two just strike me as too entirely different to really be friends
oct is some obnoxious showboaty bitch while youre a lot more reserved in the ego sense and a whole hell of a lot nicer
just kinda get the feelin you two would clash

yeah i guess i think theyre just tootin their own horn a bit much thinkin theyre some fuckin messiah

yeah that would help ill give you mine and shit
oh you do larpin and d&d huh i never have myself i mean its pretty fuckin dorky and shit
seemed interestin but probably not for me
what the fuck is geocachin

[HE IS ACTUALLY WAY INTERESTED IN D&D AND LARPING but he's too much of a lame ass hipster to actually do anything so dorky. What a loser.]

we do a tad
though since karson and some of the others im friends with like her a lot
i think shes a lot nicer to her friends than she is to the general populace

i really couldnt say

kk, it's [ WOW A NUMBER ]
and yes i do!!
travis dungeon masters sometimes
and weve done larp before
its pretty fun!
i know not everyone likes it but hey
and geocaching is super cool!
its basically a huge treasure hunt
theres a fair amount of it in locke :)

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