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Eri Ampora (Eridan Ampora) ([personal profile] yerawizarderi) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-01-23 03:57 pm

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[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?
grannyfucker: (ahhhh GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY)

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[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-02-07 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
She should've paid attention to the dick debriefing we all got on basic boner etiquette. Such a shame, she was so young, so full of unspooged jizz.
grannyfucker: (GIRL~ LOOK AT THAT BODY)

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[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-02-09 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding me? Were we watching the same video at all?! There is no fucking way she survived that! You can't just whack someone's head against porcelain like that and expect them to be okay.

Even if she did survive by some miracle, she's probably just a vegetable now. You turned an innocent, anal cheeto dick, secret cock having, no-spooging girl into a vegetable!