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[yerawizarderi]

[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]

alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often

whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?

Comments

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[drama8om8]

[ Miming a crown on her head

And waving a sceptre around

And swishing a cape

And then twiddling an imaginary moustache evilly and uh

miming eating a universe and stamping on the remains

um ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

[W H A T

WAIT ARE YOU DOING STAMPING MOTIONS DOES THIS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH TITANS???]

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[drama8om8]

[ mouthing LORD ENGLISH and TOTALLY EVIL silently

stamping some more

SIELNTLY LAUGHING and pointing at the laptop insistently

COME ON ALAN GEEZ THIS SHIT IS SO CLEAR ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

[ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T ABOUT TITANS]

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[drama8om8]

[ NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TITANS YOU PERFECT SPECIMEN OF EYEBROWS AND RAGE

tho she's miming eating tiny people and smashing things again so yes it probably does look very much like titans are hella involved

TO THE MAX ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

Octavia why are you miming titans at me.

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[drama8om8]

[ FFFFFFFF

YANKING ALAN'S COLLAR. For whisper times. GOD. ]

He's either the universe-eating bad guy from my-- Vriska's world or he is a creepy snuff fetish guy who hates me especially for no reason!

[ The second option is definitely eliciting more distress. FUCK ECHOES FUCK ALIEN ROMANCE FUCK EVERYTHING ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

[lemongrab.gif]

So you're definitely not killing yourself for him, right?

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[drama8om8]

[ STARE. ]

Alan are you accusing me of playing into some stranger's creepy-ass hate fantasies because that's not a thing why would that be a thing what are you suggesting who have you been talking to what is this why are you asking so many questions I don't have to answer to you you're not the boss of me.

 

 

I mean no.

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[wirsinddiejager]

Jesus I didn't think you'd play into his creepy-ass fantasies but you can be kind of stubborn about proving yourself sometimes so I just wanted to be sure okay.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

What if you kill me and take tasteful non-sexualised pictures.

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[wirsinddiejager]

FUCK NO.

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[drama8om8]

IT WAS JUST AN IDEA OKAY I DON'T HAVE ANY BETTER ONES I'M TOO WIGGED OUT RIGHT NOW I HATE EVERYTHING

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[wirsinddiejager]

DON'T DIE OKAY IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER THAT ASSHOLE BELIEVES YOU OR NOT.

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[drama8om8]

BUT MY PRIIIIIIIIDE!