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savetheearth2013-07-04 04:25 pm
enrages) wrote in savetheearth2013-07-04 04:25 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- ar tonelico: mir,
- bbc's merlin: arthur pendragon,
- bleach: hollow ichigo,
- hikonin sentai akibaranger: nobuo akagi,
- homestuck: gamzee makara,
- homestuck: karkat vantas,
- homestuck: rose lalonde,
- homestuck: the disciple,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- kamen rider ooo: kosei kougami,
- metal gear: raiden,
- original: alexander varista,
- original: camille,
- persona 3: pharos,
- s-cry-ed: kazuma,
- slayers: lina inverse,
- tales of symphonia: colette brunel,
- the protomen: protoman,
- warehouse 13: rebecca st. clair,
- warrior cats: bluestar,
- yu-gi-oh!: bakura ryou
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[ The camera's pointed at a precious cutie scottie dog dressed in the most ridiculous dog outfit imaginable. The dog is currently licking its crotch. Karson's speaking from behind the camera. ]
Hey, network for assholes. Today's the most important day of the year, and I swear to god, if a single one of you is completely unaware of what day it is, I'm going to vomit all over this screen, and then, instead of guessing the day, you'll get to guess what I had for lunch.
So, you know what day it is today? It's America Day-- a day to celebrate the glorious freedom we could have if we'd all stop voting for Obama. A day to celebrate how, a fuckton of years ago, a bunch of powerful white men dressed in embarrassingly racist Native American costumes and wasted a lot of tea by dumping into a bay, killing all wildlife that might have lived there. It's to celebrate a revolution that was started by the murder of a freeman named Crispus Attucks, and it's to celebrate the first successful democracy ever created by a civilized nation. It's the day where we should all stand up for our rights and fight to bear arms!
[ The dog gets up and wanders over to Karson. He stops his rant for a moment to deliver a few pets. The dog promptly lies down and rolls over, demanding belly rubs. Karson delivers. ]
So get your fireworks, hold them high, and set that shit on fire--- except don't do it while it's in your hand, that's incredibly dangerous. Enjoy the light show tonight, and remember that thousands of people have died horrible, gangrene-filled deaths for freedom with a dash of democracy. God bless America, or whatever higher leveled deity you might worship.
Hey, network for assholes. Today's the most important day of the year, and I swear to god, if a single one of you is completely unaware of what day it is, I'm going to vomit all over this screen, and then, instead of guessing the day, you'll get to guess what I had for lunch.
So, you know what day it is today? It's America Day-- a day to celebrate the glorious freedom we could have if we'd all stop voting for Obama. A day to celebrate how, a fuckton of years ago, a bunch of powerful white men dressed in embarrassingly racist Native American costumes and wasted a lot of tea by dumping into a bay, killing all wildlife that might have lived there. It's to celebrate a revolution that was started by the murder of a freeman named Crispus Attucks, and it's to celebrate the first successful democracy ever created by a civilized nation. It's the day where we should all stand up for our rights and fight to bear arms!
[ The dog gets up and wanders over to Karson. He stops his rant for a moment to deliver a few pets. The dog promptly lies down and rolls over, demanding belly rubs. Karson delivers. ]
So get your fireworks, hold them high, and set that shit on fire--- except don't do it while it's in your hand, that's incredibly dangerous. Enjoy the light show tonight, and remember that thousands of people have died horrible, gangrene-filled deaths for freedom with a dash of democracy. God bless America, or whatever higher leveled deity you might worship.
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Busy missing dog...
Busy trying to figure out what Karson actually said...
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All I got outta that's that you like America or somethin'. [???]
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[ yay, time for more DUI calls and underage drinkers pissing themselves in the ER this holiday weekend :|)-\ ]
Cute dog btw
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He's the cutest dog that has ever existed in the history of the entire universe. American freedom has only made him more precious.
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So just pretend I typed out a whole rant! And that it was very scathing and witty and you were shamed by it to an insane degree. Ok????????
(Also October 24 is the ACTUAL most important day. Duh.) ;D
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you are the laziest lazy that has ever lazied a lazy laze.
if you're going to shame me, do it properly, motherfucker.
i'm not going to take this weird metaphysical, platonic rant shit.
a perfect form of your rant does not exist out there in the void, nor would it shame me if it did.
(also october 24th is the shittiest day of the year)
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[HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Guess who has a big old cake in front of him decorated with red strawberries and blue blueberries.]
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Shit, wait, where'd you get that cake? I... want some.
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that quickly make themselves apparent as The Internationale
get bent, kid]
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GET THE FUCK OUT.
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[Sure he meant 'bear arms' and not 'bare arms', but given the way they got started a few days ago, Linda can't help but be a jerk.]
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Uh, sure? You have the freedom to wear tank tops? [ guess who entirely missed the pun WHOOPS ]
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[As a programmer, Miranda is very concerned about syntax.
As a person, Miranda likes messing with people sometimes.]
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First of all, what's America? And also.. what's voting? And Obama? And tea, and Crispies Attacks, and.... well, anything you just said. And more importantly what are fireworks, are they dangerous?
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So, uh, can do you me a favor and lay low somewhere? I promise, none of the noises or the lights will hurt you, but they'll be really scary.
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Ah! It's you! That pizzaboy who keeps ranting about social justice everytime you deliver to my place. You're on here too? It's like you can't walk a block in this city without running into someone whose part of the Numbers Club.
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...You're that asshole who thought a two dollar tip was worthy of my time, efforts, and energy.
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Charming. If your aim was to inspire patriotism, you've probably missed the mark.
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[Could that be a trace of bitterness in that gravelly voice? Nope... more like a huge flood of it.]
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It makes us sheep. It makes us livestock.
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I'll give you the embarrassingly racist costumes, though, and raise you an act of terrorism. Several, actually, if you consider how often the Sons of Liberty tarred and feathered people who disagreed with them.
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but i'll still argue both boston situations are important, because they were like these little baby stepping blocks to freedom.
very impt.
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[for all you Japanese literate, she's written 'eat shit, America!' here.
sorry for the probably inaccurate google translate, but I felt like actual Japanese text was more appropriate for the bullshit she's pulling here C:]
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i used a language that i know entirely by virtue of my birth!
i'm so smart, look at me look at me!
did i mention, someone look at me????!
gaze upon my vast intellect, punctuated by an emoticon to show off how playful~*~*~ i'm actually being!
i'm so young at heart, but oooold at mind!
i'm probably saying something incredibly insulting and belittling that this guy could just google translate to figure out what it is, but i know he won't because everyone who isn't me is so incredibly dumb!!!!
so dumb-desuuuu~!!
man, i am just so smart and sassy!!
what sassy thing will i say next?!?!?!
凸(｀⌒´メ)凸
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh! How cute!
Hello there!! ♥
[ DOGS IN MOTHERFUCKING HOLIDAY THEMED JUMPERS MOTHERFUCKER. ]
You're adorable, yes you are!
[ Hehehe. :B ]
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I know, right?? Crab's the cutest motherfucker in this city!
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You're from the park!
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O-Oh, shit! That's miss Gloria! Holy fuck, I had no idea you were involved in all this numbers shit!
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