Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2013-07-04 04:25 pm
enrages) wrote in savetheearth2013-07-04 04:25 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
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two; video
[ The camera's pointed at a precious cutie scottie dog dressed in the most ridiculous dog outfit imaginable. The dog is currently licking its crotch. Karson's speaking from behind the camera. ]
Hey, network for assholes. Today's the most important day of the year, and I swear to god, if a single one of you is completely unaware of what day it is, I'm going to vomit all over this screen, and then, instead of guessing the day, you'll get to guess what I had for lunch.
So, you know what day it is today? It's America Day-- a day to celebrate the glorious freedom we could have if we'd all stop voting for Obama. A day to celebrate how, a fuckton of years ago, a bunch of powerful white men dressed in embarrassingly racist Native American costumes and wasted a lot of tea by dumping into a bay, killing all wildlife that might have lived there. It's to celebrate a revolution that was started by the murder of a freeman named Crispus Attucks, and it's to celebrate the first successful democracy ever created by a civilized nation. It's the day where we should all stand up for our rights and fight to bear arms!
[ The dog gets up and wanders over to Karson. He stops his rant for a moment to deliver a few pets. The dog promptly lies down and rolls over, demanding belly rubs. Karson delivers. ]
So get your fireworks, hold them high, and set that shit on fire--- except don't do it while it's in your hand, that's incredibly dangerous. Enjoy the light show tonight, and remember that thousands of people have died horrible, gangrene-filled deaths for freedom with a dash of democracy. God bless America, or whatever higher leveled deity you might worship.
Hey, network for assholes. Today's the most important day of the year, and I swear to god, if a single one of you is completely unaware of what day it is, I'm going to vomit all over this screen, and then, instead of guessing the day, you'll get to guess what I had for lunch.
So, you know what day it is today? It's America Day-- a day to celebrate the glorious freedom we could have if we'd all stop voting for Obama. A day to celebrate how, a fuckton of years ago, a bunch of powerful white men dressed in embarrassingly racist Native American costumes and wasted a lot of tea by dumping into a bay, killing all wildlife that might have lived there. It's to celebrate a revolution that was started by the murder of a freeman named Crispus Attucks, and it's to celebrate the first successful democracy ever created by a civilized nation. It's the day where we should all stand up for our rights and fight to bear arms!
[ The dog gets up and wanders over to Karson. He stops his rant for a moment to deliver a few pets. The dog promptly lies down and rolls over, demanding belly rubs. Karson delivers. ]
So get your fireworks, hold them high, and set that shit on fire--- except don't do it while it's in your hand, that's incredibly dangerous. Enjoy the light show tonight, and remember that thousands of people have died horrible, gangrene-filled deaths for freedom with a dash of democracy. God bless America, or whatever higher leveled deity you might worship.
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i wouldn't enforce the two-way street of ignorance if you weren't such a piece of shit.
unfortunately, you are.
therefore i must enforce the shit out of this metaphorical street.
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remember, your goal in our conversations was my undying hatred?
that's pretty douchey, buddy.
why the hell would i ever want to get to know someone whose goal was to make me hate them?
that's fucked up.
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we're strangers, remember.
you made sure of that.
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i think you just described yourself.
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let's break it down:
1) you're bitching at me for not wanting to get to know you.
2) however, the only reason you speak to me is entirely to "earn my never ending hatred" and to actively be an asshole for your own amusement in an incredibly self-focused, self-centered way (because the amusement in your mind only flows one direction, because it comes from being an asshole to other people).
3) get some fucking help, jesus christ.
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not really at all.
wow.
uh, okay, so on top of help, take some conversational classes or some shit.
i'm sure you can find them being offered for either really cheap or free somewhere.
because wowowowoww.
[Text] Most fail troll ever, this kid.
[[He's totally lost track of anything he was trying to do by poking this bees nest now. But he's still amused.]]
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not these selfish-ego wanking competitions you seem to enjoy so fucking much.
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i feel like you're objectifying me.
and it's really uncomfortable.
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Come again?
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you're objectifying me.
i'm uncomfortable.
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Also, do you seriously take everything everyone says literally or something?
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you've made me into an object in your mind, something that you can get your ego-rocks off to.
oh my god.
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