Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2013-07-04 04:25 pm
enrages) wrote in savetheearth2013-07-04 04:25 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- ar tonelico: mir,
- bbc's merlin: arthur pendragon,
- bleach: hollow ichigo,
- hikonin sentai akibaranger: nobuo akagi,
- homestuck: gamzee makara,
- homestuck: karkat vantas,
- homestuck: rose lalonde,
- homestuck: the disciple,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- kamen rider ooo: kosei kougami,
- metal gear: raiden,
- original: alexander varista,
- original: camille,
- persona 3: pharos,
- s-cry-ed: kazuma,
- slayers: lina inverse,
- tales of symphonia: colette brunel,
- the protomen: protoman,
- warehouse 13: rebecca st. clair,
- warrior cats: bluestar,
- yu-gi-oh!: bakura ryou
two; video
[ The camera's pointed at a precious cutie scottie dog dressed in the most ridiculous dog outfit imaginable. The dog is currently licking its crotch. Karson's speaking from behind the camera. ]
Hey, network for assholes. Today's the most important day of the year, and I swear to god, if a single one of you is completely unaware of what day it is, I'm going to vomit all over this screen, and then, instead of guessing the day, you'll get to guess what I had for lunch.
So, you know what day it is today? It's America Day-- a day to celebrate the glorious freedom we could have if we'd all stop voting for Obama. A day to celebrate how, a fuckton of years ago, a bunch of powerful white men dressed in embarrassingly racist Native American costumes and wasted a lot of tea by dumping into a bay, killing all wildlife that might have lived there. It's to celebrate a revolution that was started by the murder of a freeman named Crispus Attucks, and it's to celebrate the first successful democracy ever created by a civilized nation. It's the day where we should all stand up for our rights and fight to bear arms!
[ The dog gets up and wanders over to Karson. He stops his rant for a moment to deliver a few pets. The dog promptly lies down and rolls over, demanding belly rubs. Karson delivers. ]
So get your fireworks, hold them high, and set that shit on fire--- except don't do it while it's in your hand, that's incredibly dangerous. Enjoy the light show tonight, and remember that thousands of people have died horrible, gangrene-filled deaths for freedom with a dash of democracy. God bless America, or whatever higher leveled deity you might worship.
Hey, network for assholes. Today's the most important day of the year, and I swear to god, if a single one of you is completely unaware of what day it is, I'm going to vomit all over this screen, and then, instead of guessing the day, you'll get to guess what I had for lunch.
So, you know what day it is today? It's America Day-- a day to celebrate the glorious freedom we could have if we'd all stop voting for Obama. A day to celebrate how, a fuckton of years ago, a bunch of powerful white men dressed in embarrassingly racist Native American costumes and wasted a lot of tea by dumping into a bay, killing all wildlife that might have lived there. It's to celebrate a revolution that was started by the murder of a freeman named Crispus Attucks, and it's to celebrate the first successful democracy ever created by a civilized nation. It's the day where we should all stand up for our rights and fight to bear arms!
[ The dog gets up and wanders over to Karson. He stops his rant for a moment to deliver a few pets. The dog promptly lies down and rolls over, demanding belly rubs. Karson delivers. ]
So get your fireworks, hold them high, and set that shit on fire--- except don't do it while it's in your hand, that's incredibly dangerous. Enjoy the light show tonight, and remember that thousands of people have died horrible, gangrene-filled deaths for freedom with a dash of democracy. God bless America, or whatever higher leveled deity you might worship.
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Busy missing dog...
Busy trying to figure out what Karson actually said...
Busy giving up.]
All I got outta that's that you like America or somethin'. [???]
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[ yay, time for more DUI calls and underage drinkers pissing themselves in the ER this holiday weekend :|)-\ ]
Cute dog btw
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So just pretend I typed out a whole rant! And that it was very scathing and witty and you were shamed by it to an insane degree. Ok????????
(Also October 24 is the ACTUAL most important day. Duh.) ;D
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[HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Guess who has a big old cake in front of him decorated with red strawberries and blue blueberries.]
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[Sure he meant 'bear arms' and not 'bare arms', but given the way they got started a few days ago, Linda can't help but be a jerk.]
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[As a programmer, Miranda is very concerned about syntax.
As a person, Miranda likes messing with people sometimes.]
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First of all, what's America? And also.. what's voting? And Obama? And tea, and Crispies Attacks, and.... well, anything you just said. And more importantly what are fireworks, are they dangerous?
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[Thomas squints at the screen before a look of realization comes over him.]
Ah! It's you! That pizzaboy who keeps ranting about social justice everytime you deliver to my place. You're on here too? It's like you can't walk a block in this city without running into someone whose part of the Numbers Club.
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Charming. If your aim was to inspire patriotism, you've probably missed the mark.
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[Could that be a trace of bitterness in that gravelly voice? Nope... more like a huge flood of it.]
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I'll give you the embarrassingly racist costumes, though, and raise you an act of terrorism. Several, actually, if you consider how often the Sons of Liberty tarred and feathered people who disagreed with them.
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[for all you Japanese literate, she's written 'eat shit, America!' here.
sorry for the probably inaccurate google translate, but I felt like actual Japanese text was more appropriate for the bullshit she's pulling here C:]
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh! How cute!
Hello there!! ♥
[ DOGS IN MOTHERFUCKING HOLIDAY THEMED JUMPERS MOTHERFUCKER. ]
You're adorable, yes you are!
[ Hehehe. :B ]
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