five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[enrages]

okay
so
i just
do what seems natural??
uh
colors
okay.
uh
HOW IS THIS???
hoyly fushit sHIT NO THAT'S A TERRIBLE COLOR WOW WHAT THE FUCKoh my god it makes me so uncomfortable i can't even deal with how uncomfortable this color is im done

what about this shit?
god it's not as eye-murdering but pretty fucking awful, hell no.
if this is how i wrote, i'm ending it all now.

??????
?
??
this color is grey dolphin.
I am not a grey dolphin?
Do I type properly or some shit?
Is that a thing? DO I FUCKING CAPSLOCK LIKE A TOOL?
WhAtAbOuT THiS sHino I'm done, there's no way I'm doing that.

IS ANY OF THIS RINGING ANY MEMORY BELLS OR AM I JUST GOING TO GO THROUGH EVERY FUCKING COLOR EVER CREATED IN ORDER TRY AND SHOOT THE LIBERTY BELL WITH A FUCKING RUBBERBAND GUN?
THAT'S WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE RIGHT NOW.

[drama8om8]

Uh.
Ok try the last one some more?
I think
Yeah just do that one again. I need lamey-lame 8oring grey capslock tl;dr.

[enrages]

WOW JUST HAD A PULSE THING THAT WAS IT.
THIS IS FUCKING IT, THIS IS MY TEXT.
THIS IS MY TEXT??
THIS IS THE SHITTIEST TEXT EVER.
WHO THE FUCK EVER THOUGHT THAT CAPSLOCK GREY WAS A GOOD IDEA?
A FUCKING MORON, THAT'S WHO THOUGHT OF IT.
LIKE, HOW DO I EVEN TRY TO SHOW INFLECTION IN TEXT?
IF I'M FUCKING SHOUTING MYSELF TEXTUALLY HOARSE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, HOW DO I SHOW WHEN I'M SERIOUSLY AND ACTUALLY SHOUTING?!
OVERUSE OF PUNCTUATION!!?!?!?!?!?!
LOOOONGEEEEERR VOOOOOWEEEEEL USEEEEEEE?!!?!!?!?!?!!
CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!??!!
NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS.

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, WHOEVER PAST-ME WAS, HE WAS A FUCKING MORON.

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

Does this mean you had grey 8lood 8ecause holy fuck that sounds super gross. And if past you is like past me? Yeah writing in your 8lood color like a tool.

[enrages]

UGH, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT BLOOD.
WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY GLORIFIES BLOOD LIKE THAT?
THAT'S SO GROSS URHGURHUGR.
URHGUR BLOOD UGHRUGHRRRRRGHHH.

[drama8om8]

Idk my 8lood color was kind of pretty? I mean come the fuck on that is a pretty gr8 shade of cerulean I had there. Wow. 8lood is gr8. Have I mentioned how completely ungross 8lood has 8een seeming to me l8ly? 8ecause that's definitely a thing.

[enrages]

i'm starting to feel triggered.

[drama8om8]

*retroactive cw: 8lood racism.

[enrages]

our past selves were fucked up.

[drama8om8]

You don't know that!

 

 

 

Well ok mine was pretty fucked (lol in all senses of the word) but yours was just a loud greytext douche!
He might have been accepta8ly awesome. And I will remem8er you soon! I can feel it. It is like I have su8mitted some sort of request to whatever powers govern this shit, and I am w8ting on a decision. A cosmic decision filled with f8 and destiny and soul8ondshit.

[enrages]

should we just
sit around waiting??
or something?
do we only get one pulse a day???
how does this shit even work?

[drama8om8]

How the fuck should I know!!!!!!!!
If I knew then I would 8e instig8ting as many pulsechoes as I fucking could.
I would get back my sword! And my buttony pir8 coat. And my piles of treasure!

 

Wow we seriously need to find out how this shit works. Like. Imagine having a literal 8oatload of treasure. Wanna roll in it.

[hawaiianheir]

wait
wait hold the fucking phone
what the fuck is this even

[enrages]

wh
what is what even

[hawaiianheir]

I DUNNO LIKE
that dumb douchey capslock
i've been staring at it for like five minutes
i cannot properly articulate what the fuck my brain is doing

[enrages]

IS IT TRIGGERING YOU?
APPARENTLY IDK OCTAVIA AND I ARE SOULBONDED, AND PEOPLE TYPED IN BLOOD COLORS WHICH IS SOOOO MESSED UP.
BUT UUH
MAN, ARE *WE* SOULBONDED?
AM I NOW ASSUMING SOULBOND LEADERSHIP OVER YOU?!

[hawaiianheir]

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE PUT ON THE SOULBOND SHITHEAD EXPRESS THIS IS A VIOLATION OF MY RIGHTS
but like
i'm pretty sure taffy and i are soulbonded?
so maybe like
i guess we might be soulbonded
i think my brain is still trying to process it but it's
definitely nagging at me like
what the fuck is this

[enrages]

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.
NO ONE HAS ANY FUCKING CLUE.
IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR HOW CLUELESS I AM, I WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BATHING IN DOLLARS BY NOW.
I WOULD TEAR MY CLOTHES OFF AND FASHION A DOLLAR WARDROBE SO I COULD STRUT AROUND LIKE A GINORMOUS TOOL.

[drama8om8]

8h w8w gu8ss whose puls8 c8me thr8ugh.

 

CG?

Karkat?

[enrages]

UH.
KAR SON
KAT HLEEN
WAIT SHIT HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME?????

[hawaiianheir]

wait

...karkat?

[eras]

wait what is this soulbonded leadership thing danny mentioned it to me briefly

[enrages]

oh yeah i forgot about danny.
he's under my soulbond leadership too.
basically if you somehow share memories with our weirdass group of people, you are my responsibility.

[eras]

i guess he might qualify as the lime-y color?

who exactly is in this group
out of completely unrelated curiosity

[enrages]

me, danny, octavia, mac apparently, me and octavia remember a guy named sollux who types just like pissbaby neckbeard, but the pissbaby doesn't remember shit.
there's probably more shit that i haven't thought of, and there's probably more people soulbonded to us.