[audio; phone]

[wirsinddiejager]

[For a few moments, there's nothing but faint shuffling noises. Then:]

Is it on? Oh thank fuck somebody help, I'm- oh fuck-

[There's a thud, followed several minutes of swearing and ragey noises.]

Goddammit, just get me out of this thing ARGHRHGH-

[It goes on for like that for a while.]

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[drama8om8]

[ WHAT THE FUCKSHIT ]

voice;

[schild]

Alan? You okay?

[ THE FUCKING PAPOOSE I CAN'T. ]

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

You okay? What's going on?

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[shortspoken]

???

Video, via paper

[originaloddcouple]

ALAN?

ALAN?

ALAN?!

ALAN?!

ALAN?!?!?!

ALAN?!?!?

Y'ALRIGHT?!?!?!

audio; phone

[hawaiianheir]

Alan, what the actual fuck is going on?

[Audio]

[doomedtheworld]

[Oh, crap, this sounds serious. What the hell is going on? She'll follow a couple of the replies here for a minute to see if--

-- papoose.....





Nope. She's just going to sit here laughing instead.]

voice;

[hollowleg]

Jesus christ Alan, do you think you could repeat all that? I DON'T THINK I FUCKING HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! Fuck!! How are you so LOUD?

Video -- webcam

[soulsborderline]

[Looks like Asuka specifically went and made herself popcorn so she could broadcast herself reacting to all of the other threads.]

[Whenever you have time to check, there's just going to be a redhead in a dorm room eating popcorn and smirking at the camera.]

audio; cellphone

[hoennmaihime]

Why didn't you use video? Maybe someone would have been able to help you without breaking into your home?

[boys....]

audio;

[enrages]

[ A WHILE LATER?? ]

Are you still dying?