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[wirsinddiejager]

[For a few moments, there's nothing but faint shuffling noises. Then:]

Is it on? Oh thank fuck somebody help, I'm- oh fuck-

[There's a thud, followed several minutes of swearing and ragey noises.]

Goddammit, just get me out of this thing ARGHRHGH-

[It goes on for like that for a while.]

Comments

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[drama8om8]

Uh, right, yeah. Duh! I mean if we just atsrted straight-up murdering people all the time then we'd get bitched at so bad.

And also murder is wrong! That too.

[ SHE'S JUST JOKING ABOUT THAT BEING AN AFTERTHOUGHT OK SHE'S NOT THAT BAD (YET) ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

Well, hopefully we won't be getting into trouble all the time anyway. Not the kind of trouble that would necessitate killing people, at least.

audio;

[drama8om8]

Only the regular type of trouble, where we just smash monsters and chase off deer and dig our way out of life-threatening makeout-induced lootfort cave-ins?

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[wirsinddiejager]

Exactly. The kind of trouble involving makeouts is particularly okay in my books.

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[drama8om8]

Then you need to hit me up after you get de-papoosed, wow. I am in all kinds of trouble over here! Maybe all the trouble. And I would be hells of grateful to any heroes willing to help me out!