[audio; phone]

[wirsinddiejager]

[For a few moments, there's nothing but faint shuffling noises. Then:]

Is it on? Oh thank fuck somebody help, I'm- oh fuck-

[There's a thud, followed several minutes of swearing and ragey noises.]

Goddammit, just get me out of this thing ARGHRHGH-

[It goes on for like that for a while.]

Comments

Video

[originaloddcouple]

YOU AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH!

WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT TRYING?!

Video

[wirsinddiejager]

FUCK YOU I'M TRYING SO HARD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

Re: Video

[originaloddcouple]

OKAY, I DON'T THINK LANGUAGE IS HELPING ANYONE? SO LET'S BE COOL AND CALM AND LESS ANGRY AND SHOUTY!

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN IDEA!

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[wirsinddiejager]

I DO WHAT I WANT

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[originaloddcouple]

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOING WHAT YOU WANT AND BEING RUDE!

DON'T BE RUDE, ALAN!

THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BE RUDE!

LIKE BEING SAFE!

EXACTLY LIKE BEING SAFE!

audio;

[wirsinddiejager]

I AM SAFE OKAY, JUST TIED UP!!

Audio/Video

[originaloddcouple]

ARE YOU TIED UP BY ALIENS?!

THAT'D BE KINDA BAD!

Audio/Video

[wirsinddiejager]

NO JUST TIED UP, I THINK IT'S AN ECHO THING OR SOMETHING BUT WHATEVER IT IS, IT SUCKS.

Audio/Video

[originaloddcouple]

OH, OKAY.

MAKES SENSE.

YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY WAY FREE?

Audio/Video

[wirsinddiejager]

NO I'M PRETTY SURE THERE IS WHICH IS WHY I ASKED FOR HELP!

Re: Audio/Video

[originaloddcouple]

OH RIGHT!

YEAH.

I MEAN, NOT TO BE RUDE.

WE'D LOVE TO HELP!

BUT OUR ACCOUNTANT IS KINDA MAD AT US?

AND HE'S SCARY WHEN HE'S MAD.

AND I THINK OTHER PEOPLE SAID THEY'D HELP YOU?

AND WE DON'T WANNA GET YELLED AT.

SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY STAY HOME AND FIX OUR ACCOUNTS.