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[wirsinddiejager]

[For a few moments, there's nothing but faint shuffling noises. Then:]

Is it on? Oh thank fuck somebody help, I'm- oh fuck-

[There's a thud, followed several minutes of swearing and ragey noises.]

Goddammit, just get me out of this thing ARGHRHGH-

[It goes on for like that for a while.]

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[drama8om8]

My boyfriend is partway through illustrating my fanfiction. You owe him nothing.

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[schild]

Point.

[ uh-oh, Alan... ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

SHE MADE ME DO IT I DIDN'T WANT TO

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[drama8om8]

ALAN HUNTER ARE YOU SAYING MY LITERARY ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOUR ARTISTIC EMBELLISHMENT

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[wirsinddiejager]

YOU MADE ME DRAW YAOI HANDS

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[drama8om8]

HANDS ARE HARD OKAY I COULDN'T DRAW THEM MYSELF YAOI HANDS ARE A LEGITIMATE STYLISTIC CHOICE ALAN WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS

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[wirsinddiejager]

BUT IT'S NOT MY STYLE

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[drama8om8]

IF YOU WANT TO DRAW YOUR GAY SOULBOND DADS BOINKING IN YOUR OWN DISTINCTIVE PERSONAL STYLE THAT CAN BE TRACED BACK TO YOU, BE MY FUCKING GUEST

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[wirsinddiejager]

THEY'RE NOT MY SOULBOND DADS

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[drama8om8]

Oh.

SOULBOND GAY UNCLES?

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[wirsinddiejager]

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SOULBONDS

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[drama8om8]

IS THERE ANOTHER REASON YOU'D CALL RYAN BY A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NAME ENOUGH FOR ME TO HAVE NOTICED AND ACCIDENTALLY WRITTEN IT INTO MY FANFIC

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[wirsinddiejager]

THAT'S



IT'S NOT A SOULBOND THING, OKAY.

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[drama8om8]

Seriously? Then what is it? Because I've been figuring soulbonds.

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[wirsinddiejager]

Our past selves knew each other, that's all. Doesn't have to be anything as stupid as soulbonding.

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[drama8om8]

That's basically soulbonding, you fucking tool! At least by Karson's definition. I don't mean soulbonds in the dumb otherkin internet way!

Oh my god did you think I was calling you an otherkin?

Did you think I thought I was an otherkin?

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[wirsinddiejager]

Karson's definition sucks! What was I supposed to think when you use a dumb otherkin word?!

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[drama8om8]

YOU THOUGHT I WAS AN OTHERKIN?

YOU STILL DATED ME WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS AN OTHERKIN?

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[wirsinddiejager]

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GET OVER IT OKAY

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[drama8om8]

I

I don't even know if I should be flattered or insulted here.

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[wirsinddiejager]

How about we settle for never talking about soulbonding ever again.

Also if I keep getting people's names wrong you should tell me. I need to stop that.

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[drama8om8]

Uh. Okay. Are people getting mad at you for using the wrong names?

...Do you remember yours?

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[wirsinddiejager]

I don't think they mind, actually. But I don't like it. I wouldn't want people calling me by past me's name.

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[drama8om8]

...Does that mean you do know it? Tell me! Is it dumber than Spinneret Mindfang?

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[wirsinddiejager]

[SIGH]

...It's Eren. Eren Yeager.