4. voice. cellphone.
Oct. 18th, 2013 09:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Hello Network, it's your favorite person, midlife crisis man aka Mr. Locke! Yup, officially being 43 and winter drawing close has made that pesky crisis decide to rear its ugly little head again.]
I've a peculiar inquiry, one posed for an acquaintance in need of information. [Not like it's for him.] It's regarding the matter of tattoos. My knowledge on the topic is minimal at best and google can only prove so reliable. Now the--
[The sound of a door opening in the background cuts him off. Why it's none other than Lloyd Irving.]
Hey, Mr. Locke, my dad says he wants me to he--
[Lloyd gets shushed and motioned to come inside. Tattoo questions first; other talk later. Right before the door fully closes, a fly manages to get inside the classroom. Ugh. Some shifting sounds can be heard as Richard rolls up a newspaper with the intent to slay the menacing beast (super hearing makes them go from annoying to evil).]
Those of you who've had them done, how long had it taken for the tattoo to be completed? What design had you chosen and what would you suggest for someone uncertain of what they want? And are there any parlors in Locke City which are particularly reputable?
[Fly decides to perch itself right smack dab in the middle of Richard's desk. Poor, poor unfortunate bug and its tragic fate. The deadly newspaper gets raised...]
Any information would be appr--
[...And falls full force down on the fly!!
CRACK.
Silence...
That is, until Lloyd shatters it seconds later.]
...Ah ...N-no, it's not...
[No, newspapers should not be able to crack wooden chemistry desks in half...]
Holy shit! That's like that karate move but it was the whole desk with a newspaper!
Ah...
[...Where's a carpentering echo when you need one...]
I've a peculiar inquiry, one posed for an acquaintance in need of information. [Not like it's for him.] It's regarding the matter of tattoos. My knowledge on the topic is minimal at best and google can only prove so reliable. Now the--
[The sound of a door opening in the background cuts him off. Why it's none other than Lloyd Irving.]
Hey, Mr. Locke, my dad says he wants me to he--
[Lloyd gets shushed and motioned to come inside. Tattoo questions first; other talk later. Right before the door fully closes, a fly manages to get inside the classroom. Ugh. Some shifting sounds can be heard as Richard rolls up a newspaper with the intent to slay the menacing beast (super hearing makes them go from annoying to evil).]
Those of you who've had them done, how long had it taken for the tattoo to be completed? What design had you chosen and what would you suggest for someone uncertain of what they want? And are there any parlors in Locke City which are particularly reputable?
[Fly decides to perch itself right smack dab in the middle of Richard's desk. Poor, poor unfortunate bug and its tragic fate. The deadly newspaper gets raised...]
Any information would be appr--
[...And falls full force down on the fly!!
CRACK.
Silence...
That is, until Lloyd shatters it seconds later.]
That was your desk! It's not supposed to break like that, right?!
...Ah ...N-no, it's not...
[No, newspapers should not be able to crack wooden chemistry desks in half...]
Ah...
[...Where's a carpentering echo when you need one...]