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[drama8om8]

Oh my g8d mom 8te my stepdad

[ This text is appended with another one, just minutes later: ]

8nd may8e a journ8list too I found a c8mera

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[wirsinddiejager]

what

[drama8om8]

M8M

8

M8

ST8PD8D

[charcoalfeather]

wait what

[drama8om8]

D8D I ST8TTER????????

[text]

[oncedevil]

...

Mom.


Your mom's a cannibal?

[Hang on, haaaang on, he's not completely incapable of putting puzzle pieces together but sometimes it takes a minute.

Or five.






Make that eight.]

You've gotta be shitting me.

[ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT HE THINKS YOU ARE?]

[text]

[drama8om8]

I 8M NOT SHITTING ANY8ODY I HAVE LOST MY SH8T

 

 

8H M8 G8D I FOUND A SHOE

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[clawkind]

how long ago was it?
you can probably still cut them out if it was twelve hours ago or less

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[drama8om8]

8H SURE TH8T'S 8 GR8 IDE8 CUT 8PEN M8M AND RESCUE S8ME DUDES I AM S8RE SHE WILL H8VE NO PRO8LEMS WITH TH8S

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[waltharius]

ATE??

Are you at home do you need help what is going on???

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[drama8om8]

OF COURSE I'M 8T H8ME she c8n't escape the 8asement Wally G8T WITH THE PR8GR8M

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[evowhisperer]

... Your what ate the what, just now?

Are we talking about a literal eating, with literal meat consumption and everything?

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[drama8om8]

What other kind of eating would I mean.

 

 

W8 WAS TH8T A FELL8TIO JOKE OH MY G8D THAT'S GROSSER TH8N WHAT ACTUALLY H8PPENED

[text]

[grannyfucker]

*ate out

Come on now if you're going to describe your mother's sexual conquests to us, at least write it out properly.

[text]

[drama8om8]

N8.
Mom

8TE

my stepd8d.

He has 8een consumed. He is no more. He has 8een made into her lunch anD 8H M8 G8D I AM ST8NDING IN A SPL8TTER OF H8S 8LOOD AYRJHGKDHGS8

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[onecream_fivesugar]

[Oh no.]

Wh-what!? Did you get a look at the journalist!? Th-that might have been my dad!

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[drama8om8]

All I found was a camera with a purple strap I don't know if it was your dad has your dad been stalking my house if so yeah he probably got FUCKING EATEN.

[guitar_case_vagabond]

WHAT THE FUCK

[drama8om8]

I think I c8n see his watch h8nging off her foot.

[wonk]

so were talkin ur giant spidermom right

is she solid white

[drama8om8]

Yeah.
I can turn on video if you want to see 8ut she is kind of hideous and huge and still has my stepdad smeared on her mandi8les.

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[dirtdevil]

you two aren't out getting wasted again, are you?

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[drama8om8]

That happened like ONE TIME!
W8 no twice. JUST TWICE! Or three times if you count that one time at Jess from drama clu8's sweet sixteen party when I drank way too many daiquiris and made out with a 8ean8ag chair.
8ut that was 8efore I even knew Alan 8eyond him 8eing that one loud kid who helped with the sets for like a month anyway so it doesn't count!

8ut anyway no I am super so8er right now and also my past life mom just totally 8te my current life stepdad and I am not sure if this makes me a murderer or not do you know a gremlin lawyer.

[kyoumibukai]

Holy shit what is your mom? Is she numbered???

[drama8om8]

Not MY mom! Exactly. Just mom. Past life mom. Vriska's mom.
I echoed her 8ack and I am pretty sure that if she were num8ered we would have noticed a GIANT F8CKING SPIDER on the network oh my god

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[umbrael]

[Boy he hasn't checked the network in awhile. He's getting pretty lazy! Time to catch up and--]

what the fuck do you mean she ate your stpedad?/?

is this an echo thing pls tell me its an echo thing

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[drama8om8]

I mean she opened her gross mandi8les and str8-up consumed the FUCK out of my stepdad. What ELSE would I mean?
And yes it is an echo thing. SHE'S an echo thing. Giant spider. a 8AD giant spider who needs to learn to do what the fuck she is fucking told. 8AD! No treats for HER.

[yerawizarderi]

wwhat
is your mom a fuckin cannibal or is this some sort of innuendo i aint quite pickin up on

[drama8om8]

Not MY mom. VRISKA'S mom.
Do you not remem8er my 8eloved darling custodian? Would you like to 8e reintroduced?

[ Hopefully that answer was "yes I wwould bluh bluh my face is stupid" because OH LOOK HERE'S A BRIEF VIDEO SHOT OF SPIDERMOM GETTING HER SKITTERY ROARY NOISES ON. What a majestic creature. ]

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[originaloddcouple]

OCTAVIA ARE YOU OKAY?!

IF YOUR MOM IS EATING PEOPLE, WE CAN GO TALK TO HER IF YOU'D LIKE?

[drama8om8]

UH.
N8. NO YOU C8N'T.
TRUST ME ON TH8S ONE.

[text]

[seed_of_memory]

I'm sure someone has asked this already, but is she secure? If she is not, do you need assistance in ensuring she is?

This is a very grave matter. I will do what I can to help.

[text]

[drama8om8]

8F COURSE SHE IS S8CURE GET OFF MY TITS.
She is in a cave under the ground under my 8asement and the 8asement has a sign on it saying "Keep the FUCK OUT" on it.
It 8n't MY fault my stepdad is apparently illiter8!!!!!!!!

[dragon_blossom]

i dont know where to start with how fucked up this all is

[drama8om8]

I'd start with "majorly super terri8ly fucked up holy shit what is my life."

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

... Okay, I've caught up on this enough to have an idea WTF is going on.

And, uh.

Even for all of this mess that's kind of weird. To say the least.

[drama8om8]

Which part? The giant spider or the fact that she's my past life mom or the whole thing where she ate at least one dude. You have to be specific about this shit! God.

[Voice]

[gobybessie]

[ Wow uh.

Okay.

That's ... something. ]

Are you all right?

[Voice]

[drama8om8]

Of course! Why do people even keep asking that. She's my mom! Or past-life-mom. She ain't going to eat me!