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[drama8om8]

Oh my g8d mom 8te my stepdad

[ This text is appended with another one, just minutes later: ]

8nd may8e a journ8list too I found a c8mera

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[wirsinddiejager]

what

[charcoalfeather]

wait what

[drama8om8]

M8M

8

M8

ST8PD8D

[drama8om8]

D8D I ST8TTER????????

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[oncedevil]

...

Mom.


Your mom's a cannibal?

[Hang on, haaaang on, he's not completely incapable of putting puzzle pieces together but sometimes it takes a minute.

Or five.






Make that eight.]

You've gotta be shitting me.

[ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT HE THINKS YOU ARE?]

[text]

[drama8om8]

I 8M NOT SHITTING ANY8ODY I HAVE LOST MY SH8T

 

 

8H M8 G8D I FOUND A SHOE

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[oncedevil]

HOW IN THE HELL??

[wirsinddiejager]

[brb screaming forever

except no because there is no time for that]

where is she

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[clawkind]

how long ago was it?
you can probably still cut them out if it was twelve hours ago or less

[drama8om8]

R8ght 8n fr8nt 8f m8 m8king s8tisfi8d cl8cking n8ises of c8urse

[ I'm sorry were you expecting specific directions like "in the cave under my basement and also it's not human mom it's a giant spider" because let me tell u a thing ]

[charcoalfeather]

no but....

[What the hell]

your mom.... EATS PEOPLE?!

[text]

[drama8om8]

There's a h8le oh my god how did I not not8ce the h8le she g8t them through the hole.

[ THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!! ]

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[waltharius]

ATE??

Are you at home do you need help what is going on???

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[drama8om8]

8H SURE TH8T'S 8 GR8 IDE8 CUT 8PEN M8M AND RESCUE S8ME DUDES I AM S8RE SHE WILL H8VE NO PRO8LEMS WITH TH8S

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[drama8om8]

OF COURSE I'M 8T H8ME she c8n't escape the 8asement Wally G8T WITH THE PR8GR8M

[drama8om8]

I'm pretty sure th8se are th8 first 8nes.

May8e.

 

S8y have you he8rd a8out any mysterious disappear8nces on the news l8ly and if so how m8ny.

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[evowhisperer]

... Your what ate the what, just now?

Are we talking about a literal eating, with literal meat consumption and everything?

[wirsinddiejager]

OCTAVIA YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW

[There are no misunderstandings happening here. None whatsoever.]

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[drama8om8]

What other kind of eating would I mean.

 

 

W8 WAS TH8T A FELL8TIO JOKE OH MY G8D THAT'S GROSSER TH8N WHAT ACTUALLY H8PPENED

[text]

[grannyfucker]

*ate out

Come on now if you're going to describe your mother's sexual conquests to us, at least write it out properly.

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[onecream_fivesugar]

[Oh no.]

Wh-what!? Did you get a look at the journalist!? Th-that might have been my dad!

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[clawkind]

or i mean you could always wait until she gets hungry again
the amount of times kids get consumed by their parents is nuts
im just saying i dont think her feelings are top priority anymore here

[drama8om8]

She's not g8ing to eat ME Al8n!!!!!!!!
Or she'd h8ve done it 8efore n8w.

[wirsinddiejager]

what do you mean before now

how long has this been a thing

[text]

[drama8om8]

N8.
Mom

8TE

my stepd8d.

He has 8een consumed. He is no more. He has 8een made into her lunch anD 8H M8 G8D I AM ST8NDING IN A SPL8TTER OF H8S 8LOOD AYRJHGKDHGS8