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[drama8om8]

Oh my g8d mom 8te my stepdad

[ This text is appended with another one, just minutes later: ]

8nd may8e a journ8list too I found a c8mera

Comments

[drama8om8]

UH.
N8. NO YOU C8N'T.
TRUST ME ON TH8S ONE.

[originaloddcouple]

IF YOU'RE SURE, ALRIGHT?!

ALSO IS SHE EATING YOU

THAT'S A VERY CRUCIAL QUESTION YES IS SHE EATING YOU

1/2

[drama8om8]

2/2

[drama8om8]

Yes, Dians. I am 8eing digested as we speak.
I am taking the time to type this in 8etween 8ites. Oh the agony.

[originaloddcouple]

OH GOD

DON'T WORRY BUDDY WE'LL BE THERE ASAP.

JUST TRY TO STAY IMMORTAL UNTIL WE GET YOU TO SAFETY

[drama8om8]

NONONONonoN8nOn8 I WAS JOKING IF YOU COME SHE'LL E8T YOU I'M NOT EATEN SHE WOULDN'T EAT ME SHE'S MOM

[originaloddcouple]

Oh, that's good!

But we're immortal, its not like we can be eaten for long.

[drama8om8]

Dying still HURTS, duh!
Or it does for me.
8esides! She 8n't pretty.

[ Annnnd have a brief video shot of a giant white ugly-ass spider. SAY HI TO MOM, DIANS ]

[originaloddcouple]

[HELLO OCTAVIA'S MOM. THEY DONT REALLY KNOW HOW TO RESPOND SO. HERE'S A HALF-WAVE OF CONFUSION.]