text;

[drama8om8]

Oh my g8d mom 8te my stepdad

[ This text is appended with another one, just minutes later: ]

8nd may8e a journ8list too I found a c8mera

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[drama8om8]

WH8T? NO!!!!!!!!
I mean she shot we8s out of her ass to catch him with pro8a8ly. NORMAL eating 8ehavior! GOD.

[guitar_case_vagabond]

what

[Wait. This is knifegun girl. The one with that crazy transformation machine, right? Wait, putting pieces together. Tick, tick... DING.]

IS UR MOM A SPIDER!? DID U UES UR MACHNINE THING 2 TRUN UR MOM INTO A S0IDER ND FEED HER UR STEPDAD?!

[drama8om8]

Yes. I used my machine to alchemise my mom into a giant spider, 8ecause I thought "hey! know what I need in my life? MORE 8ULLSHIT." And 8oy did that work out gr8 for mOF COURSE I D8DN'T YOU F8CKING ASSH8LE I ECH8ED 8ACK MY PAST LIFE M8M WHO W8S A SP8DER MY HUM8N MOM IS AT TH8 SALON GETTING HER N8ILS DONE JESUS DICK

[guitar_case_vagabond]

DONT CALL ME AN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE IM TRYIN 2 FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT!!

MABYE UR FUCKKIN CRAZY I DUNNO

[drama8om8]

D8N'T CALL ME CR8ZY YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU THINK I'M CRAZY YOU CR8ZY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

[guitar_case_vagabond]

IM NOT CRAZY UR THE CRAZY ONE WITH YOR CRAZY FUCKKIN MOMSPIDER!!



ASSHOLE

[drama8om8]

FUCK YOU. If I weren't 8usy right now with spider things I would f8ck you up SO H8RD and let my 8oyfriend stamp on your corpse.

[guitar_case_vagabond]

fuckkin i will REK UR SHIT IN A FIGHT nd ur boyfrend


fukkin' bring ur giant spider too

[drama8om8]

I can control minds, genius. And Alan is a giant who can heal his own injuries. ::::|

[guitar_case_vagabond]

yah? well with me you got 2 brains to deal iwth instead of just one so try it

[What? No. Don't drag Senketsu into your petty bullshit, Raye.]

and im pretty sure i can punch down buildings so giants r whtever

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

You have two 8rains.
Do you have two heads? Do you argue with each other and 8asically form a 8uilt-in comedy duo????????

[guitar_case_vagabond]

what??? no i only got 1 head


but like my clothes are alive so thats basically like 2 brains



right?

[That's not how it works at all.]

[drama8om8]

Your clothes are alive.

Your clothes

are alive.

You have clothes that are alive.

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[guitar_case_vagabond]

yah hold on a sec

[And then she switches over to video to show Senketsu sitting there on the floor.

He appears to be reading a comic book.]

Hey. Say hi.

[Hi, Tavia, there's a sentient sailor outfit looking up from his comic book and waving a sleeve at you.]

1/3

[drama8om8]

[ Just going to. Process this. ]

2/3

[drama8om8]

3/3

[drama8om8]

[ NOPE. ]

Your clothes are alive.

 

 

 

Does it talk. Like out loud.

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[guitar_case_vagabond]

[Aren't you glad there are still ways for this network shit to surprise you, Tavia?]

ya but only i can hear him dont know why

his names senketsu

1/4 I'm sorry

[drama8om8]

Well I guess you could say

[ no ]

2/4

[drama8om8]

that

[ NO ]

3/4

[drama8om8]

he's

[ OCTAVIA NO ]

4/4

[drama8om8]

quite the CONVERSATION PIECE.

[ why this ]

1/4

[guitar_case_vagabond]

2/4

[guitar_case_vagabond]

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[guitar_case_vagabond]