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I, uh. Yeah! Me neither. I mean it's. Super trashy. Ugh. Haven't watched it for, like. A year.

[ WOW HOW CONVINCING ]

Really? You held out a bit longer than I did. I think I stopped watching about a year and a half ago.

[Luckily Robyn is dumb and totally buys it.]

Edited 2014-08-03 04:19 (UTC)

If it weren't for the fact that some video game twists I've played through are even dumber...

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I didn't think they got dumber than that.

Consider the plot of Pac-Man.

QED.

QED?

It's short for some fancy latin phrase that says "I rest my case."

Pac-Man has a guy running around in mazes listening to repetitive electronic music. Forever.

Yeah.

Oh. That's neat. What's the phrase?

...But Pac-Man's fun...

Eh, I'd have to look it up to pronounce it correctly.

And, yeah, it's a good game, historically pretty important too with it's early artificial intelligence designs. But the story's just kind of 'what'.

Oh... Okay.

...I don't think Pac-Man was really supposed to have a good story though.

No. But there's plenty of other examples of shit getting ludicrous, to say the least..

Hey, you take that back, DOOG is the best show running on TV right now!

Edited (i got the show name wrong, i'm not as big a fan as chuck is) 2014-08-03 04:31 (UTC)

...Really? Did it get like a bazillion times better over the last season and a half?

Because that would be cool..

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Wait, are you guys talking about that craptastic daytime show?

The one where that couple with amnesia found out they were the evil twins of that other couple but had plastic surgery because they were scheming to ruin that wedding?

What?! That's not what happened at all!

The couple found out that they were the clones of each other's evil twins! And then got plastic surgery to ruin the wedding.

And it was awesome.

Okay, right, but was that before or after the bride found out her cousin's killer was her long-lost childhood friend that she thought had died in a car wreck?

[She's been suspended from school for fighting alot. She's seen a lot of crap television.]

Before. Remember, they only realized it after her friend assassinated her evil twin (who still looked like herself because she DIDN'T have the plastic surgery) for the bride's ex, who was actually the cousin all along who staged his own death.

[He sounds impatient. Come on, man, this is basic shit.]

You guys have totally lost me. I can't remember like half of this stuff happening.

Seriously? You must be like three seasons behind then, this stuff is ancient!

Seriously. More ancient than the treasure that Elijah found in his back yard when he was burying the corpse of his third victim. They don't make episodes like that any more.

Whoa, hold up. Are you saying that the later seasons aren't as good? Because if that's what you're saying, I think we're gonna have a problem.

I could have sworn we said a couple times that the show kind of went downhill after awhile.

Yuh-huh. In fact, the super recent stuff blows more chunks than a vegan in a McNugget processing factory.

What?! Are you kidding? This is the show at its best! You don't know what you're talking about.

If the show is at it's best, why are it's ratings going down?

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Rita's misused the phrase, by the way.

Like Robyn would ever catch onto that.

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