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[drama8om8]

Oh my g8d mom 8te my stepdad

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Comments

[guitar_case_vagabond]

[Why is this happening? Is this what they call karma?]

holy fuckin shit

why are you here?!

GTFO

[drama8om8]

Why, it almost sounds like you are trying to give me the 8OOT.
So cruel!

[gogoghostpowers]

Wow, she sure shoed you.

[he hates his stupid goddamn shitty life.]

[guitar_case_vagabond]

[WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!]

fuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooofffff!!!!!

[gogoghostpowers]

That's not gonna blouse me off so easy. Look, I haven't done it lacely, but you should know I have a major pun problem.

I can't keep from belting them out.

[guitar_case_vagabond]

yer gonna have a mjor fist problem in a minute

[gogoghostpowers]

Hey, I can't help it! It's a pulse. The second somebody starts making puns, it's like I panty-cally lose control until, I don't know

It's like I wake up the next day with a massive hatover.