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Oh my g8d mom 8te my stepdad

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I hate to tell you this but I don't think you can make spiders vegetarian. Kinda like trying to make a snake not eat mice it just doesn't work, you know? Can you get her to eat animals instead?

I already tried 8eef and lam8 and this one dead 8ird I found in the yard. She 8n't interested!

I also threw some McNuggets at her and I think she 8 at least a couple of them. May8e I should try different dipping sauces or something. ::::|a

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Shit she's pretty pi-- Hang on. Are we talking live animals, or pre-killed processed stuff? Because I'm pretty sure spiders won't eat anything they didn't kill themselves. At least I think that's how it works? I mean did you try shoving a cow in there or just some hamburger? Not so sure it's the dipping sauce is the problem...

I can't control animals, ok!!!!!!!!
And there is this whole thing where I remem8er that all she used to eat in my past life was, uh.
Other kids! Haha.
So I guess she just. Has super specific dietary requirements.

Really? I would have thought they'd be easier to control. Oh well, what do I know about mind powers? ...Oh. That's uh, oddly specific, yeah. I don't think I want to know how your past self handled that. ...You think we could feed the mafia guys to her? No, no, I shouldn't say things like that.

Already considering it, 8ro.
I mean it. Would 8e pretty ok. Morally. I mean they are 8ad guys!
And 8ad guys forfeit all rights to not getting eaten 8y giant spiders.
8ut like. There is also the whole thing where in my past life every8ody h8ted me 8ecause I fed my mom like that.
I mean o8viously I don't CARE if people h8 me! AT ALL.
8ut it is something to consider and junk.

'Bad guys' just makes this sound like some cheap movie out of Hollywood. I mean, they're assholes, they're attacking us and trashing our lives for no goddamned reason so I'm not arguing that they're not absolute piece of shit. But they're also not faceless goons, you know? It's still murder. I dunno. I don't know how I feel about all of this I guess. I mean, I've been on the 'bad' end of the spectrum. Not like them, but I was a thief. Did it to survive and all, but that still doesn't make it right, you know? Are you sure you don't care? Completely? What about your friends? ...Still don't think I'd feel too bad about feedin' them to the spider. Spider's gotta eat too, heh.

They ARE 8ad guys. They attacked you and murdered Alan's mom and my friend Karson.
Any8ody who joins a gang who does that shit is a 8ad guy! It is that simple.
As for me not caring, of COURSE I don't. Any friends who would a8andon me over some light murder 8n't really my friends! I am pretty sure that shit is in the Friend Code.

Like I said, they're huge pieces of shit I'm not gonna dispute that. Like the worst kind of scum imaginable. They're gonna keep attacking and killing people if nothing is done about it too, I know that. So we really can't just sit back and keep letting it happen. I know it doesn't make a fat load of difference but I understand about loss, I really do. And i know sorry doesn't do a damn bit of good either so I won't waste anyone's time with that bullshit. Anyway, that's kinda a high standard for the friend code. Just saying.. maybe don't get too carried away, huh? Lines... can really start to get blurry, you know?

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