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there's a deer in my yard.

help.

So... I didn't really want to use the network for this, but didn't know where else to ask.

[Anyone who has ever spoken to him before will notice he sounds considerably more British.]

Is there anywhere to get a sword? I suppose either a place in the city or online would work. Both are equally suspicious, since swords are so relevant in this day and age.

[Because clearly getting a gun would be far too reasonable.]

extricated

[ the video is fixed on what seems to be a backyard, although it's rather -- unique. for one, there are a lot of feeders hanging from the trees, and plenty of squirrels and birds around eating at them. for another, there is a chicken coop, although its residents are happily wandering outside of it for the time being. there's also what appears to be a vegetable garden in the far corner.

when he begins to talk from behind his laptop, he speaks asfastasever -- perhaps even a little quicker than usual? -- and it might be difficult at times to make out certain words. ]

Well... I thought perhaps the water was making me hallucinate at first, but I don't think that's the case. I can understand them... the animals, I mean. I think they can understand me too, but it's hard to tell. The chickens are easiest to talk to, but I think that's because I've raised them here for so long. Squirrels make for more interesting conversational partners, though.

[ ... ]

Does anybody have a housepet that I could try talking to for a few moments?

I'd just like to confirm that this really isn't... a hallucination, or something.

contravenes

I've already browsed a few entries. It would have been nice to have fully read up on the water before ingesting any.

Now there's some random ass coat on my bed and one parent asking me what was so damn funny. More than likely scared off a few customers too. Great way to end the day. I don't recommend trying to hold a glass vase while trying to stifle laughter. It doesn't end well.

enrages

hahahhaah
so ahaha
update:
havent slept in 75 hrous

at this poitn
and i think that time has ether forgot me
or its just slowifn the fukck down which is acutlaly kind of beuatiful in a poetyic jusice kinda way if you Thinkg abot it.
like sometimes you just wake up and youres another day older and and sometimes time just goes a ittle bitfaster each and eery day bt ive actualy gone back in time to a point tofwhere it was slower and what M REALLY TRYING TO SAY HERE IS THAT THIS MINUTE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FAR TOO LONG AND ITS STARTGIN TO MAKE ME FEEL A LITL UNCOMFORTABLE.

ok

ok thank god

the clock changed
that was aclose one.
whew.

i dont even know hwat id do if my super power was not sleeping and stopping time.
i cant feel my face
and my eys are almost shut but my mind wont stop i jave to be awake o figure all thsi shit out
the purple bigs and scoprios and deer that attck ed me and why isnt my dog talking yet???? (this is the impt wustion why isnt ym dog talking yet this sint fair MAKE MY DOGLET TALKKK)??
crab speak
crab learn to read
crab talk to me
pelase crab please if you are reading this all i have evyrwanted was yoy to be people

....but okay thisn isnt what i wante dto talk to you guys about

( i figured out whats going on. )

purplepants

Well this is new, and I certainly didn't expect to find a community or whatever this is here. Most likely some student project? Hard to say when everything written appears to be random. Pretty well made though, doesn't seem glitchy and by that I mean it hasn't melted my phone yet.

I'll get around to testing that out on someone else's phone.

[Bruce isn't exactly sure in what he's meant to even be saying in here.]

I guess that's it then? Unless there's actually a reason for this. Also, if you're in the Thermodynamics seminar this week, please remember your papers are due.

And in advance - no, your dog did not eat it.

depolarized

Who: SEMI-OPEN : Photoshoot People! Models, photographers, assistants, drivers,costumers, hangers on,etc.
What: Photoshoot, man, I'm telling you, a pho-to-shoot. A.K.A. This Thing Right Here (OOC Signups; info updated)
When: August 3-4 weekend
Where: Multiple, Meet-Up point at a cafe on the beach, beach photoshoot, church + forest

[OOC: Okay people, feel free to post around, mingle, start your own threads if dissatisfied with current ones.

Do your job! Get Echoes! MINGLE. DERP. BE CRACKY. AND OH GOD WHAT ABOUT THAT GIGGLEWATER.

Also for models, etc. If wanted, just comment directly on the main shoot threads with whatever you want to do with your character. Shou is officially our director but Riku and Maya will probably also be able to tell you what to do---IF you need someone to tell you ;).]

unwakingwaters

[Maya looks... strained.]

If any of you work in a morgue, or in law enforcement, if you'd be so kind as to send me a private message, I'd appreciate a great deal.

... the rest of you, if you have loved ones who are not part of this, I... give them a big hug. Or call them. Write them. They... they're targeting our families, now.

[ she pauses, looking out of a window. In the background, one of her cats jumps on a windowsill.]

Right um, first things first. I think a few of you actually responded to the ad I put out for a photoshoot. If I could have your phone numbers, please, that'd be helpful. Also, if you could all write me up invoices for payment... I can provide templates if you need.

And...

...

Finally, as you can see, I have a very spacious house, lots of rooms. If... if any of you need a place to stay, for whatever reason, my home is open to you. I've cleaned up the spare rooms and even cleared out a few that I was just using for storage... you'll need to take care of chores and help out around the house, that'd be lovely. I think all told if we count what used to be the first floor storage room I've got seven rooms free, and if you all don't mind being room-mates I have room for more. Bathroom space will probably be at a premium though, as there's only three of those...

It's a large, empty house, is what I'm saying. My ex husband wanted a big family. I... did not.

[A grim smile]

But I won that divorce settlement.

... that's all.

flamberge

The police have been ordered to be on an increased lookout for suspicious behavior. Do not do anything needlessly reckless.

[Short but to the point.]

shambles

What is this? Some sort of weird dating site? Because I'm not interested in dating sexy singles in my area. I've gotten at least 10 of your e-mails within the past two weeks and I've deleted them all. Sorry. I get enough spam as is. Take me off your mailing list. I don't even know how you got my e-mail address to begin with. I mean, I already tried eHarmony. It was terrible. Anyway, how do I get this off my phone?

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Entries tagged with fable: logan

six; text

002 » [ video; iPhone ]

02 | video - laptop webcam

text ☽ laptop

three; text

[text: from iPhone.]

1,2,3 and strut

video;

3. Text. Cellphone.

001 » [ text; iPhone ]