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[contravenes]

I've already browsed a few entries. It would have been nice to have fully read up on the water before ingesting any.

Now there's some random ass coat on my bed and one parent asking me what was so damn funny. More than likely scared off a few customers too. Great way to end the day. I don't recommend trying to hold a glass vase while trying to stifle laughter. It doesn't end well.

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[eras]

lol right?
last time i don't check the network first thing in the morning i guess.
although tbh that might not have helped.
after all, someone else had to be up and drinking water first for a legit warning to be posted i guess.

did you cut yourself on your glass vase?

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[contravenes]

I think it's also inevitable. Are you really going to be able to avoid H2O until this passes? Probably not.

Cut myself trying to pick up the bigger shards. Sweeping while laughing is much easier, I found.

text;

[eras]

not really
i mean i can avoid obvious sources of tap water but
i'm going to slip up
this is inevitable

:/ :/ well i hope you're okay!
and yeah sweeping is better for those.

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[contravenes]

Exactly. All you can really do is hope that when you do, it's not in public.

And honestly? I'll be fine. It wasn't even deep.

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[eras]

as long as you're sure!
i've broken vases and cut myself before
it's absolutely no fun.

voice {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

Try the coat on. I bet it's a perfect fit, or almost.

text

[contravenes]

Others have gotten similar things as well, right?

voice

[ursoreckless]

Yup. I got a leather jacket with a couple bullet holes in it.

Permatext for now

[contravenes]

Any "memories" to go with those bullet holes?

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[toobig]

Sounds painful, I thought tripping in the shower and laughing through the pain was bad.

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[contravenes]

Dude, that still sounds worse. People can seriously hurt themselves falling in the shower.

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[toobig]

Broken glass sounds pretty awful, I'd rather just take a tumble...

I didn't hit my head so... I should be okay.

[contravenes]

It's only awful when people start to stare at you for it.

Good to hear you're all right.

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[wirsinddiejager]

if a guy shows up in this post and starts going on about how your coats haunted dont believe him. hes full of shit.

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[contravenes]

Duly noted, though I don't believe in ghosts anyway.

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah well I used to not believe in superpowers and past lives and aliens and look how that turned out.

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[contravenes]

I don't believe in those things either.

[ because that would mean he really had been mauled by a vampire. no thanks, brah. ]

It's stupid to not realize something is going on, but it's equally neurotic to believe everything you read and see over a network.

Voice; Phone

[vetala]

I would recommend settling for bottled water from now on. Boiling it doesn't work.

text

[contravenes]

Of course. It would be too convenient if it was that easy.

Voice;

[vetala]

For that matter, neither does filtering, freezing, or mixing it with any sort of powder or tea.

I checked.

text

[contravenes]

There was my problem. We had tea for lunch.

[text]

[shambles]

I guess should be glad I just drink soda at work.

[text]

[contravenes]

I bet your joints are glad too.

[text]

[shambles]

Well, it certainly beats scaring off customers. I'm sure your employer certainly appreciated that.

[Not that he probably hasn't found other ways to do the very same.... but shhhhhhhh.]

[text]

[contravenes]

My employer was more concerned for my safety.