Minato Arisato [Matthias "Slut Eyes" Abbot] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2014-06-02 05:45 pm
pheromonecoffee) wrote in savetheearth2014-06-02 05:45 pm
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Dated to June 7th
[Matt Abbot sits before you today in a spinny desk chair, illuminated by his laptop screen. If you thought Matt couldn’t get dumber, you were wrong. You were very wrong. He is making good on his threats of stupidity so over the top they’re impossible to believe. Today Matt is wearing a surprisingly well made masquerade-style eye mask, black with a diagonal cut of blue over his left eye. And he is also wearing a surprising well made collared cape, black with a blue lining. He is also just wearing generally nice clothing under it because you can totally dress like a supervillain and still be stylish.
He steeples his fingers, a sly(ish) smile on his face.]
Greetings, Numbered. As I have been recently freed from the mortal prison of mandatory education, I am now free to pursue any future I wish. … Until August because I have already paid my tuition deposit.
But until August, Locke City, you are being watched. I will be your worst nightmare. I will be a supervillain the likes of which none of you have ever seen before. Such dastardly deeds as speaking in a fake New Jersey accent, directing tourists to the wrong streets and ripping tags off mattresses will happen on the streets every day for as long as I remain in its borders. I will accomplish all my good deeds by questionable means, causing me to become a terrible menace who will puzzle philosophy majors because no one can tell if I'm actually being a bad person. [He leans back in his chair, doing his best to look mysterious and dangerous.]
My first dastardly deed will be a kidnapping. Next Monday, June 16th, I will be kidnapping one of your number, heroes, and taking him with me to Las Vegas. If you wish to guarantee his safety, there is room for two others to accompany us on our cross-country trip. If you wish to ensure his safe return to New Jersey, then you may contact me and we will discuss plans.
[And with that the video turns off. However, Matt is still going, typing. He’s posting a selfie, too, of him in graduation robes. He’s got the National Honor Society gold graduation stole and everything.]
Graduation’s next weekend, too. My parents and my aunt and uncle are the reason I can take the trip--the car’s a graduation thing. Being serious for a second, though, if you want to come, the car is big enough that it won’t be an awful trip. Leaving the 16th at 8AM. If you’re under 18, I need parental permission. I’ll text you my number.
He steeples his fingers, a sly(ish) smile on his face.]
Greetings, Numbered. As I have been recently freed from the mortal prison of mandatory education, I am now free to pursue any future I wish. … Until August because I have already paid my tuition deposit.
But until August, Locke City, you are being watched. I will be your worst nightmare. I will be a supervillain the likes of which none of you have ever seen before. Such dastardly deeds as speaking in a fake New Jersey accent, directing tourists to the wrong streets and ripping tags off mattresses will happen on the streets every day for as long as I remain in its borders. I will accomplish all my good deeds by questionable means, causing me to become a terrible menace who will puzzle philosophy majors because no one can tell if I'm actually being a bad person. [He leans back in his chair, doing his best to look mysterious and dangerous.]
My first dastardly deed will be a kidnapping. Next Monday, June 16th, I will be kidnapping one of your number, heroes, and taking him with me to Las Vegas. If you wish to guarantee his safety, there is room for two others to accompany us on our cross-country trip. If you wish to ensure his safe return to New Jersey, then you may contact me and we will discuss plans.
[And with that the video turns off. However, Matt is still going, typing. He’s posting a selfie, too, of him in graduation robes. He’s got the National Honor Society gold graduation stole and everything.]
Graduation’s next weekend, too. My parents and my aunt and uncle are the reason I can take the trip--the car’s a graduation thing. Being serious for a second, though, if you want to come, the car is big enough that it won’t be an awful trip. Leaving the 16th at 8AM. If you’re under 18, I need parental permission. I’ll text you my number.
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We're doomed.
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You wont be getting away with any of those things as long as I'm around!
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As if I can be stopped. I have been gaining power and connections and no one can stand between me and my ultimate goals!
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You're gonna be a super villain? [pause] Can I be one too? Or a sidekick or something? [this looks fun he wants in!]
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What do you mean, kidnapping?
Matt what are you doing?!
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And what will us do as you go off to Las Vegas, sir?
[Oh well, she might as well play along]
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fake jersey accents are the worst
i can't believe you'd plan such horrible things. you monster
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What, exactly, do you hope to gain by all of this?
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Infamy? Possibly free food. But mostly infamy and a memorable last summer before college.
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A road trip!? I could totally ride with you, chief! [Never mind that Gabriel's probably just an acquaintance. SUPER HERO VS VILLAIN ROADTRIP was enough for him.]
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[ She doesn't need these stereotypes perpetuated! ]
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[ Then, a slightly amused sigh. ]
I'm glad there'll be someone else out there.
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[Come on Lily, play along.]
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[NO ONE WILL GET THAT JOKE BUT HIM BUT HE HAS TO STOP HIMSELF FROM CHUCKLING A LITTLE BIT.]
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You know, Matt...as a superhero I'm pretty much duty-bound to try and stop you.
[And now, she forces herself to look as overdramatically sad as she can.]
Why did it have to come to this.
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[MATT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DROP IT.]
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[This.
This is the older teen Ken mentioned occasionally.
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W H A T ]
...You are not actually going to kidnap anyone, are you?
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[George just snickers, because, god, what is wrong with this kid? Still, he's amusing as fuck so he gets points for that.]
Go forth and rip off mattress tags. Who knows, next you'll be smuggling drugs. Not sure if you wanna go down that road.
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Rookie mistake. You're just doin' it for the attention, ain't ya?
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If you wish company to travel to Las Vegas, why not say so right away? I understand that making friends is a little difficult these days, what with the internet and those ghastly video games, but you still could have tried a kinder approach than kidnapping.
That said, do you already have a place to stay in Vegas? I fear your parents might worry quite a bit if you don't, and I am sad to report that some of our hotels are rather disreputable. If you are interested, I happen to have a spare room. And the sofa is not too uncomfortable either.
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I think there's a hotel offering places to stay to people with powers. I've got an obligation to keep the kid safe, so I'm going to try to stick to professional venues and people I know for this one. Thanks, though, I appreciate it.
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Don't get complacent, villain! The All-Stars Precure will be there to answer your villainy whenever we're needed!
[There's an odd look of exhilaration on her face; this "playing to the role" thing is actually kind of fun! She needs to do this more often, clearly.
Or see about having a life.When the second message rolls in, she adds a text reply.]As far as I know, we'll be headed back to Vegas ourselves shortly after graduation, assuming Lily is well enough to move again. I didn't want to bring her back THIS time so soon after certain things happened, but the school forced my hand. I'm not going to tell her she can't walk because we were out trying to save the world. Anyway, that's not really important right now. I'll check in on who's coming back with us, and if I have extra space and you need some, I'll let you know.
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You'll be no match for my team! We've already accounted for the heroes in Locke City! That's why I've set up a trap for the heroes who want to save their ally! This trip is just a set up to kidnap more heroes and nothing can stop us because everyone has already fallen for it!
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... You're upset because you had to go home after somebody got hurt? You guys should seriously take longer to rest than a week or two. It's important to take care of yourselves after you've taken a hit. Putting yourself back in harm's way is just asking somebody else to get killed...
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[And he couldn't lay his sarcasm on thicker if he tried.]
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FROM A CAFE THIS TIME WHILE JACUZZI IS BATHROOM OR SOMETHING
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I suppose, then, that you've left me no choice... Very well! I'll volunteer, so long as Mama approves. [fuck it, she'll play along. she says it all completely seriously.]
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But still, Matt smiles as if it's all falling into place.]
So I have your word then, hero? You'll accompany to protect the hostage?
[You have to admit it's kind of fun.]
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Is this going to be an actual kidnapping or just a childish example of running away?
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It's an actual kidnapping with the permission of his father.
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she feels so ridiculous
that's how everyone feels talking to matt. it's okay. they should have a support group.
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