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[chernobolt]

[Kara's staring seriously into the camera when it clicks on, hair pulled up into a messy bun and arms spread business-like across her desk. on her left is an impressive stack of children's valentines (you know the kind, the ones with cartoon characters you buy in boxes for the class party) and on her right is an equally impressive bag of fun size chocolate.]

Greetings, fellow clubmates! I am sorry to be taking up your attention like this, but considering the date I am afraid that it cannot be avoided.

[the way she's speaking makes it seem like this is a life or death scenario, but then she keeps going and...]

In only a few days' time the Day of Valentines will be upon us! We do not celebrate such a holiday at home, but I have done the research on it and know very well that not receiving an affectionate greeting card can cause irreparable damage to one's soul and ruin lives!

[that's how it seemed in the many, many movies she watched that touched on the subject, at least]

I do not wish for my dear Numbered friends to suffer such a tragic fate! There were a great deal of charming cards and sweets on sale which I have taken the liberty of purchasing, and I implore you to allow me to write you at least one of them!

We may arrange for a drop-off point if you are leery of having your identity revealed, but please do not let pride keep you from accepting it! There is only so much time in which I can make these deliveries. I promise that my penmanship is excellent and any good tidings I write will stave off the horrible life-crushing feelings!

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[moarnomsplz]

I think your sources, sez, might have overstated how, um, absolute the devastation, shun, would be.

But... did you say sweets?

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[chernobolt]

But there were so many of them, and they were all very firm about how serious it is to be jilted on the holiday!

[there was an entire night dedicated to Netflix binging, ok]

Yes, there are sweets! I purchased as many of the bulky ones that I could reasonably afford.

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[sun_sun]

ohhh noooo
its the worlds shittiest holidaaaay

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[chernobolt]

this is exactly the sort of fatigue and cynicism which i have reason to believe precludes the more serious symptoms! please say you will allow me to aid you. D:

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[saiyanscholar]

[... Um, wow. Just . . . no, that covers it.]

That's really nice of you, but the devastation thing about Valentine's Day is really exaggerated. You don't need to do this; nobody's life will be ruined if you don't.

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[chernobolt]

i appreciate the assurances, but i do not wish to take such a risk!! it would be better to be absolutely certain of safety.

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[strikeraid]

it's
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that big a deal? don't worry about it

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[chernobolt]

it seems to be quite the large deal from everything i have seen! and i do not wish to allow such misfortune to befall people when it is in my power to prevent it.

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[scramasax]

[...It is almost Valentine's Day! And - nagging thought, he's not sure if it's a nice one but there certainly is emphasis upon nagging. Nagging steadily downward.

Muscles in his face tense. Goes on and writes toward attempting a request...]

I apologize... Are you sure that you have enough to give out, ma'am?

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[chernobolt]

i am almost completely positive!! and if i have calculated incorrectly, there is a store close to the university which is still selling the various items i may need to restock on.

i even have the correct holiday-themed pen to write the greetings in. :D

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[belphe]

I'm not sure that it will be quite as devastating as you're thinking that it may, but regardless, it's good of you to offer it to everyone.

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[chernobolt]

from everything i had seen it appears to be the emotional equivalent of one's home sliding into the ocean. i would not wish this feeling on anyone i know.

[that's because you're watching classic teen movies, Kara]

will you allow me to send you one? i have even procured various chocolate varieties!

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[loveyoubaby]

I don't know where you're getting your information from, but I don't think that's entirely accurate.

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[chernobolt]

I have been watching the classic American films for most of the week, and all of them speak of the same unbearable heartache at being passed over on this day.

[she's not stupid, she knows movies aren't completely accurate, but in terms of pop culture her travel guides have said they're pretty spot on so she's fairly confident in this being the prevailing attitude here]

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[vaimo]

That's such a cute idea! It's a really nice thing of you to do!

Wouldn't you like something in return, though?

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[chernobolt]

not particularly, no. we do not celebrate this holiday at home, so i was not expecting to receive anything on the fourteenth of this month regardless.

besides, i think that knowing i have managed to keep people happy will be more than enough to content me. :)

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[bibliofilo]

Aww, Kara. I think you went a little overboard but it's really sweet. I have something for you too.

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[chernobolt]

But I am not at sea?

[and it's not even a nautical holiday how does this even come into play. the confusion melts into a big smile quickly enough, however]

Oh, you did not have to do something like that! My most sincere gratitude for it all the same, however; I am glad for your thoughtfulness in remembering me.

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[dragon_blossom]

You already got it so if you have extra i guess ill take some.

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[chernobolt]

there is always room for those who wish to receive a card! to whom shall i write the cheerful greeting? :D

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[abhero]

don't let them dissuade you this is a very good idea
in fact you can give the cynics' portions to those of us who support your initiative

[He just wants free candy, really.]

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[chernobolt]

i am not certain if it is fair to be punishing people simply for having differing opinions, but i am most certainly not going to be dissuaded! i will put all the sincerity i possibly can into my cards. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

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[ursoreckless]

[he's Japanese so this day means a little different than it does for Americans.]

You don't have to give me any chocolate. In fact, I may have a lot of extra chocolates that you can use for others. [he doesn't mind getting a few boxes, but he usually ends up with several hundred boxes every year, even in the States.]

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[chernobolt]

Are you certain? I would appreciate the gift if it is not of any trouble to you, though; I tried my best to purchase as much as I could, but I am not positive it will be enough.

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[not_good_not_wicked]

That is adorable, and who doesn't like candy?

Sourpusses, that's who.

[chernobolt]

I am not certain I would go that far, but thank you very much for your approval! It is good to know it is making people happy even before I have delivered anything.

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[charcoalfeather]

That's... really nice of you, but you don't have to do it.

[Noooo, she doesn't enjoy valentines dayyyyy]

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[chernobolt]

Perhaps not, but I wish to! And it is not much of a trial to carry out anyway.

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[envisaging]

I don't think it's that likely to ruin lives, but I would never turn down sweets. I've got a collection of candy heart boxes to hand out, so there could even be an exchange.

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[chernobolt]

oh, that would be wonderful! i have mostly purchased various chocolates, so it would be a nice switch. i must admit that i have never had these candy hearts and am curious as to their taste.

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[seishindairingun]

[Slightly alarmed.]

How much did you get?

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[chernobolt]

As much as I could reasonably afford and carry!

[aka a fuckton]

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[swissarmyjesus]

I'm not used to Valentine's Day either, but I'm pretty sure no one's gonna be devastated if you don't give them a card or something.

...Besides, isn't the guy supposed to give stuff to the girl?

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[chernobolt]

it had seemed that way from everything i had looked up, so i wished to be absolutely certain to prevent such an occurrence.

why would the identity of the giver be limited in such a way? it seems a bit odd.

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[sjokolade]

Oh, oh! Can I get one too? Pretty please with cherries on top?

[Actually wait]

No wait, make that two if that's okay!

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[chernobolt]

it is certainly fine with me, although if you do not mind i am curious as to what the second is for?

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[publicity]

seriously??? you got that many??

wow. i guess it is rly devastating or smth if you don't get anything. you're a real loser if you don't.

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[chernobolt]

it would be rather foolish of me to not have made preparations to back up the offer i was making. ^^

i would not go so far as to say that! but it seems that it can certainly be hurtful, so i would like to help avert this if i can.

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[cursedtolive]

that's fantastic! you can do it, do it for the poor unfortunate souls!

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[chernobolt]

thank you for your support! i am going to be doing my utmost to help where i can! (⁎ ✪͡ ◡͐✪͡ ⁎)ﾉ”

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[titansno]

Kara...

[she isn't sure whether to sigh or laugh. still, she places her face in one hand. this is ridiculous.]

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[chernobolt]

Do you wish to receive one as well?

[she'd kind of assumed that Rachel would be fine what with the girlfriend thing and all, but if Brooke's not the romantic type she's more than happy to make sure that her friend doesn't get emotionally devastated on the 14th]

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[isolanis]

[She's misguided but it's cute so whatever.]

I've already got Valentine's Day figured out but I'll take extra for my little sisters!

Are you celebrating it with a boy?

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[chernobolt]

i would be happy to provide! do they have any preferences as to what sort of card they receive?

i am not doing much more of the celebrating beyond this endeavor, so no. this is not a holiday we participate in at home so it is not of much concern to me.

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[originaloddcouple]

What a fantastic idea!

Miria and I are pretty covered Valentine's Day-wise and we'll be pretty... busy.

But we'd be happy to help in any way possible!

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[chernobolt]

I am not certain if I will require any help at the moment, but thank you so much for your offer! I will be certain to take you up on it should the need arise.

[she grins]

If it is not too rude, may I inquire as to your holiday plans?

[pokebonnet]

Oh Starfire! This is so sweet of you!

[Heck yes, Granny Ivy wants candy.]

[chernobolt]

thank you! i merely wished to do what i could to make people happy. :)

[centurian]

You know, there've been plenty of Valentine's days where I haven't gotten anything, but I don't think my life's been ruined just yet.

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But, if you're offering "charming cards and sweets", then who am I to turn all that down?

[chernobolt]

oh, glorious! it will be my pleasure to ensure that this is not another holiday in which you receive nothing, whether it is a devastating moment or not. :D

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