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[hello, network! Rachel's got her laptop off to the side and a camera mounted in front of her and that is...certainly a deck of tarot cards being weave-shuffled on their own. just because no one else is in the room, she's got a cigarette dangling out of her mouth.]

Thanks to some people, and they know who they are... [she takes a drag on the cig, dropping off some ash into the tray.] I feel like doing readings. Who wants one? It's fun.

[well. that's simple enough.]

grannyfucker

[This post opens up with a photo of some rumpled bedsheets on a bed, with a splotch of some sort of cream substance seeping into the center of it. The sheets, as well as the walls and furniture around the bed, look very similar to the ones shown in a previous post belonging to a particular Mrs. Hunter.]

Happy Valentine's Day, you wankers!

(I mean that in a literal sense, not trying to sound ~sophisticated and British~. I assume most of you are jerking off at the speed of sound over there.)

Just remember to share the love today. And don't forget, don't use protection, to let her know you really love her! After all, herpes is Latin for "he cares"!

So go out there, and show her YOU CARE!

Or, if you don't have a girl of your own to dance the mattress jig with, you can use one of these!

[This is a photo of a fleshlight. Taped on the handle of it is a piece of paper with the words "ALAN'S MOM" written on it.]

Custom molded to match real life vag! It's almost like you're having REAL SEX, without having to worry about actually pleasing anyone! For those of you who are just too pathetic to do anything else.

I'm willing to give this one to the first taker, network exclusive offer! Because I care about all of you and the rotting unspunked jizz curdling into cottage cheese in your wilted little cocks.

(And for the ladies, you should go here, this'll provide you with the full modified cop rhino cock experience!)

isolanis

Who: Tsubomi and you!
When: February 13th and 14th
Where: Around and at LCHS
What: Tsubomi can't use vending machines and celebrates Valentine's Day
Warnings: None!

( Vending machine around the high school [OPEN] )

( Valentine's Day at and around school [OPEN] )

( February 14th After School [CLOSED] )

yerawizarderi

just makin this as a general reminder of this thats gonna be happenin in TWO DAYS dont forget
as well as a means for you all to wish me a happy birthday seein as a good lot of you aint got my number so im makin it easy for you
youre welcome
any attempts at fuckin with me or pissin me off will be ignored flat out [No they won't] today is too good of a bloody day for me to let it be ruined by pettiness (lookin at you octavia)
so go on with your happy birthday wishes
but be quick i certainly got plans and wouldnt that be TRAGIC if i wasnt around to get them before i go out?

chernobolt

[Kara's staring seriously into the camera when it clicks on, hair pulled up into a messy bun and arms spread business-like across her desk. on her left is an impressive stack of children's valentines (you know the kind, the ones with cartoon characters you buy in boxes for the class party) and on her right is an equally impressive bag of fun size chocolate.]

Greetings, fellow clubmates! I am sorry to be taking up your attention like this, but considering the date I am afraid that it cannot be avoided.

[the way she's speaking makes it seem like this is a life or death scenario, but then she keeps going and...]

In only a few days' time the Day of Valentines will be upon us! We do not celebrate such a holiday at home, but I have done the research on it and know very well that not receiving an affectionate greeting card can cause irreparable damage to one's soul and ruin lives!

[that's how it seemed in the many, many movies she watched that touched on the subject, at least]

I do not wish for my dear Numbered friends to suffer such a tragic fate! There were a great deal of charming cards and sweets on sale which I have taken the liberty of purchasing, and I implore you to allow me to write you at least one of them!

We may arrange for a drop-off point if you are leery of having your identity revealed, but please do not let pride keep you from accepting it! There is only so much time in which I can make these deliveries. I promise that my penmanship is excellent and any good tidings I write will stave off the horrible life-crushing feelings!

publicity

[Ohhh, here goes.

She cannot believe she's doing this, absolutely cannot, but if she wants some answers... Well, she's just going to have to brave the madhouse.]

how do i quit?

i read a lot of what you guys said but this is still crazy and i don't even know if i believe it yet. but my phone broke and then i couldn't get this stupid number out of my head and you all know you sound crazy, right? and you're embarrassing yourselves too this is all so embarrassing.

so how do i quit??? without my phone breaking again.

wasthatmymom

lately I been thinkin' I aint the most productive guy i havent done any cool heroic feats (that u kno about.....) lately and i thought it was time to STEP IT UP and help out

i notice erryday ppl be like "am i crazy" "what is this place" "why do i remember playing tennis w/ shakespeare and his pet dog scruffles"

so i took it upon myself to create a handy guide that's much better than the wall of txt u guys already use

i basically streamlined that into a much easier to read format hope it helps all u newbies

( non ic cut for big image )

vaimo

Forgive me if someone's already asked this, I haven't been around here that long.

But assuming that we all are reincarnations from some alternative world (worlds?) what are the chances that we would all have some sort of super power?

Surely there has to be some of us who were just normal people, housewives or students or 9-5 office workers.

[Perhaps they were picked out for something, but she still finds it hard to believe that she could have been anything more than ordinary, and her echoes so far haven't proved her wrong. Housewives feels fairly close to home to what she imagines she was like in her past life. Maybe there's someone out there who seems to be echoing back the same type of person as she is? She feels fairly useless and to know that she isn't alone in that would be nice.]

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