chernobolt: (☆ and the lights burn out)
Starfire ([personal profile] chernobolt) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-02-12 11:39 pm

02 ☄ video

[Kara's staring seriously into the camera when it clicks on, hair pulled up into a messy bun and arms spread business-like across her desk. on her left is an impressive stack of children's valentines (you know the kind, the ones with cartoon characters you buy in boxes for the class party) and on her right is an equally impressive bag of fun size chocolate.]

Greetings, fellow clubmates! I am sorry to be taking up your attention like this, but considering the date I am afraid that it cannot be avoided.

[the way she's speaking makes it seem like this is a life or death scenario, but then she keeps going and...]

In only a few days' time the Day of Valentines will be upon us! We do not celebrate such a holiday at home, but I have done the research on it and know very well that not receiving an affectionate greeting card can cause irreparable damage to one's soul and ruin lives!

[that's how it seemed in the many, many movies she watched that touched on the subject, at least]

I do not wish for my dear Numbered friends to suffer such a tragic fate! There were a great deal of charming cards and sweets on sale which I have taken the liberty of purchasing, and I implore you to allow me to write you at least one of them!

We may arrange for a drop-off point if you are leery of having your identity revealed, but please do not let pride keep you from accepting it! There is only so much time in which I can make these deliveries. I promise that my penmanship is excellent and any good tidings I write will stave off the horrible life-crushing feelings!
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[personal profile] swissarmyjesus 2014-02-21 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
So basically, there is no efficient way to do this.
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[personal profile] swissarmyjesus 2014-02-22 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
How's about maximizing time? And I mean time spent delivering the chocolate and planning the route.
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[personal profile] swissarmyjesus 2014-02-23 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that sounds about right.

I wanna know how many hours it's gonna take you to do that whole route, though, even if you do cut it down as much as possible.

My bet's on four or five hours.
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[personal profile] swissarmyjesus 2014-02-24 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Do it. I have to know if I bet right or not.
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[personal profile] swissarmyjesus 2014-02-25 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Great. I guess we'll see just how much time 'efficient' really is.