[Voice]

[espigeonage]

Well, I've gone and had a modelling milestone I should've seen coming. While I wrap my head around it, here's a game you shouldn't play unless you're prepared for awfulness: google yourself, what you're known by to the public, or just someone network-famous plus porn. How bad are your results? Can you top mine?

Oh, and I have uncovered an old safehouse. A very nice old safehouse. It's got two pools, hot and cold running roombas, and goddamn twelve cats. A beach party's not really feasible right now, but this should be different. I want people to come see and hang out! Send me a private message.

Comments

[dragon_blossom]

...oh.

Right, yeah, that makes sense.

[alilyinthemoonslight]

This is bad enough as it is.

I feel like I need to pour bleach into my brain.

[dragon_blossom]

I'll get the buzz saw.

[alilyinthemoonslight]

I'll get the bleach.

[dragon_blossom]

Be warned, I'm not really experienced at brain surgery. Or... saws.

[alilyinthemoonslight]

It can't be worse than living with this knowledge.

[dragon_blossom]

Poor Lily, we'll make it all better. Just hope we don't get too many important things.

[alilyinthemoonslight]

If I don't make it, tell Winter I love her, and Jasmine that if she doesn't pass I'm haunting her for the rest of her life.

[dragon_blossom]

Will do. I might even write those down just in case.

Hey, at least you'll be around though.

[alilyinthemoonslight]

Sorry to say, you people are stuck with me one way or another.