[Voice]

[espigeonage]

Well, I've gone and had a modelling milestone I should've seen coming. While I wrap my head around it, here's a game you shouldn't play unless you're prepared for awfulness: google yourself, what you're known by to the public, or just someone network-famous plus porn. How bad are your results? Can you top mine?

Oh, and I have uncovered an old safehouse. A very nice old safehouse. It's got two pools, hot and cold running roombas, and goddamn twelve cats. A beach party's not really feasible right now, but this should be different. I want people to come see and hang out! Send me a private message.

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[youngestone]

[Killian just holds up the folder with Isabela's "short story"]

[espigeonage]

[Julien blinks innocently.]

What's that?

[youngestone]

You know damn well what that is, you oversized turkey.

[The only bird joke he'll make]

You and Isabela are close, I know you helped her!

[espigeonage]

[Harder blink, his inner eyelids flash as he frowns.]

Hey, hey, there's no call for that. I help her with a lot of things.

[youngestone]

Oh, come on, Jules, it was a joke! I'd call Fil a turkey if he deserved it!

[espigeonage]

Yeah, but Fil's not growing feathers and smelling delicious!

[youngestone]

[Killian sighs.]

It wasn't personal, Julien.

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[gogoghostpowers]

[He thought he was prepared when he googled "cure phantom porn." After all, it's not like anyone would've actually made any, right?

He wasn't prepared. He wasn't prepared at all.]

Thanks a ton, now I'm never gonna get this out of my head!

[espigeonage]

[Julien shakes his head, the feathers visible on his shoulders ruffling up and smoothing back.]

Fine. I'm just - still touchy about that.

[He rocks subtly as he shifts his weight.]

Anyway. You know Isabela too - do you think I or anyone else could've stopped her writing? She's got a verve for that stuff.

[espigeonage]

I warned you! I warned you, bro!

[youngestone]

No, but still. If you weren't there egging her on and giving her ideas, I'm growing three inches.

[gogoghostpowers]

I didn't think anyone would've actually made anything!

[espigeonage]

Rule Thirty Four: if you can think of it, there is porn of it. Try Roy Orbitson and cling wrap.

[espigeonage]

[He tries not to smile, but Julien's just too good natured.]

Actually almost the opposite - I went in saying it should be really tame. She had another beta who wanted things escalating pretty fierce.

[youngestone]

Not even going to ask who it was. I hate you so much.

[But he's smirking]

[espigeonage]

My cross to bear. And I don't actually know! I have no idea who she contacted, honest.

[youngestone]

Nope, not believing you. You had to.

link is nsfw, you are fully warned

[gogoghostpowers]

I am not googling that.

But seriously, why would anybody draw this?!

[espigeonage]

I never! She said she'd keep any and all betas confidential unless they wanted otherwise. I don't even know if there were more than two.

[espigeonage]

Is it weird that I'm struck most by the toe socks? I guess they go with a spray-on-outfit, but still.

[youngestone]

Nope, you're lying.

[Killian grins]

[espigeonage]

Okay, there were thirty people and we'd meet up at - um - that one steakhouse with the judas pig, then head out together and discuss things between flogging sessions in a secret S and M dungeon. That sound better?

audio; why didn't I listen

[alilyinthemoonslight]

[ A strangled cry of horror. ]

Oh my GOD!

...WHY?!

[ oh wait no ]

I- I don't even want to imagine what someone's drawing of-- ergh.

[youngestone]

[The blankest face]

I need to get drunk. Really, really badly.

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[guitar_case_vagabond]

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT FUCK HELL SHIT?!