[The video turns on to what very obviously looks like a girl's bedroom. Sitting at the edge of the bed is a very floppy, well-loved stuffed rabbit. Everything appears normal for a moment, until suddenly the stuffed animal bows.]Hello!
[Yeah, that's probably Luci's voice. Thrown off to sound like what she would interpret as an adorable rabbit, but yeah.]My name is Bigsby, and my benevolent owner has granted me sentience! Lucky me!
[The rabbit waves its arms in the air excitedly.]Yaaaay! So because I'm such a very special guy
[That sounds like a girl], I'm going to let you in on a secret!
[Bigsby gestures everyone closer, then puts a hand near his(?) mouth.]I'm actuality, I'm really--
[And a face suddenly appears behind the rabbit! 2spooky! It's Luci, appearing suddenly out of thin air. It would appear that little miss sunshine has learned how to make herself invisible.]Hi. It's me. I guess on top of being a human lights show, you can also rent me out as a poltergeist at your parties. I do charge, though! It's a pretty simple trick, but it's also a trade secret, so this magician's going to keep it all to herself. Maybe. Actually, it's pretty cool, so feel free to ask. I won't bore you with the details otherwise.
[She winks, then sits up on her bed, putting the rabbit in her lap. She does play with his arms a bit, for emphasis.]But seriously, though, this is starting to get weird. Really cool, but really weird. I figured this one out last night. Which, in case people didn't know, some of us tried to figure out what was going on in the subways and the sewers. No mole people, and no Proud either. It's a little disappointing, I was hoping we'd have a better lead.
[Bigsby puts his ears over his eyes.]But that happens. In all seriousness, though, I want to talk to some of you about something.
What exactly
do we know, about Proud, ThunderCorp, the bombings, everything really? Not a whole lot, from what I've seen. The best way to fight is to know thy enemy, and I don't feel like we've been doing a very good job of that.
Research is probably about all I'm good for--well, and awesome parlor tricks, they're great at parties, I promise--so I have a proposition. I know a lot of us are kind of iffy about being seen or fighting on the front lines. Not everyone's suited for it, myself included. What I'm proposing is a small coalition of info gatherers. People who are good at research, maybe good with computers; or if you're on the inside. So we're talking people who actually work in the Tuning Towers or with the police force.
If you don't feel comfortable coming forward, that's fine. Anonymous tips are welcome and encouraged. Not everyone feels brave or driven to place their own personal lives in the line of fire, and I understand that. I think we all do. But I'm afraid if we don't start doing something, things are going to get worse. We're already paranoid, and with good reason. Everyone seems to know more about us than we do, and that's not good. We need to start learning more about them, see if we can even predict when, where, or how they'll strike next.
If you're interested, let me know. Credentials would be great. Preferably, I'm looking for people with a clean record, that might not be as suspect. People able and willing to juggle both personal and Numbered business. I'll be waiting.
[Private message to Mission Control group]
Hey there, this is Luci. I'm not sure if you remember, but we worked together last night on the Tuning Towers expedition. I've been thinking about a few things and might need your help, if you're willing.
[Private message to Brooke & Banagher]
So I may have another favor to ask, if you'd be willing. This one is a bit bigger, and I'll understand if you don't want to get involved. It's Numbered business.
[Text message to Ez]
[Probably sent much earlier than he would actually be awake.]Did you get home all right last night? Your uncle wasn't mad, was he?