italktofish[Arthur has spent a bit of time exploring this network, and he's been getting ever more excited over everything, because holy cow, this looks cool, and screw consequences, I have something exciting to play with. So he'll open up a video feed using his webcam. He is grinning broadly, waving merrily, and looking like a kid on Christmas morning.]
HELLO, EVERYONE!
[He'll turn to address the goldfish sitting in a bowl on the table next to him, even going through the trouble to adjust the webcam so the fish is in the shot along with him.]
See, Slippy? I TOLD you it would work! OUTRAGEOUS!
[And then he laughs. It's not a crazy man laugh, but man, this guy is certainly in a good mood.]