I got a laser gun.[
Roxy is excitedly holding this and gesturing wildly into her smartphone camera. Slight groaning can be heard in the background.So I was tryin' to take a shortcut home through the Dead District, right, and this fuckin' Blood Keys guy jumps me out of nowhere, and he doesn't see my face because I had my hood up, so I disappeared and got behind him and managed to choke him out, and I guess fightin' one of these guys gets you a pulse? Because right after he drops I just found this thing, and I tested it out by shooting his gun with it and it turns out that it's a fuckin' laser gun! Also, it comes with, like, a hyperspace inventory, so I can just make it disappear and reappear whenever I want it.
[
She grins excitedly and demonstrates for the network. Then she stows it away in whatever void she pulled it from and pulls a pair of sunglasses out of her pocket.]
But that's not even the best part - check it out, these guys have these sunglasses, right? It's 'cuz they have, like, cybenetic eyeballs, but anyway, I go to take them off, and
this happens.
[
Roxy's fingers twitch slightly, and the sunglasses blur into a gray square and then into a bottle shape before disappearing.]
Right, so that's how I put stuff away, and to get it out I just - [
Her fingers twitch again, and the bottle appears in her hands. She smashes it against the ground, and out pop the sunglasses, good as new. The shards of the bottle flicker momentarily and disappear.]
This is so fucking cool.[
Another groan comes from the back. Roxy glances nervously away from the camera.]
Um, yeah, the thing is that I've got no fuckin' clue what to do about this guy. Do I just leave him there, or what?