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[yerawizarderi]

just makin this as a general reminder of this thats gonna be happenin in TWO DAYS dont forget
as well as a means for you all to wish me a happy birthday seein as a good lot of you aint got my number so im makin it easy for you
youre welcome
any attempts at fuckin with me or pissin me off will be ignored flat out [No they won't] today is too good of a bloody day for me to let it be ruined by pettiness (lookin at you octavia)
so go on with your happy birthday wishes
but be quick i certainly got plans and wouldnt that be TRAGIC if i wasnt around to get them before i go out?

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[mysteltinn]

[Wow, even a raging nerd like Owen can tell this kinda reeks of desperation. Makes him feel bad]

happy birthday purple text guy!

[nailed it]

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[yerawizarderi]

[WOW TOTALLY NOT DESPERATE AT ALL.]

the names eri but thanks

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[drama8om8]

Your o8session continues. Can you not? All the unwanted attention makes me feel pretty viol8ted. ::::(

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[yerawizarderi]

that should be my line honestly
i wwas just preparin for the inevvitable

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[drama8om8]

Pretty rude! Like I would even have decided to 8other and 8ug and needle you if you hadn't called me out so needily.
Even THEN I was going to pass it up! 8ut then I realised that it would 8e cruel to deprive you of my presence on your 8IRTHDAY of all things.
See how consider8 I am?

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[yerawizarderi]

there wwas abso-fuckin-lutely nothin needy about me callin you out
if anythin it wwas a statement of my indignation towwards you but wwhatEVVER
no look thats the opposite a bein considerate considerin id rather you fuck off because evven talkin to you is dowwnright fuckin irritatin as FUCK and servves no greater purpose than to annoy me beyond reason

[And does weird things for the feelings he remembers about that weird alien romance....]

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[wonk]

8u88legum 8tiches r still on track btw

*8itches

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[drama8om8]

You uh. Still think that's a good idea?
I mean I don't want to encourage his delusions a8out my alleged "o8session" or whatever.

[ Then again, since he's already saying it... How much worse can it get? ]

[wonk]

well i could leave the bubble gum bitcehs thing out i guess

*bitches
*8 thing

anyway yeah i guess but u gotta reimburse me 4 my investments i bought shit 4 this

idk i still wanna do it

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[eras]

oh i missed the first invite but id absolutely love to attend 0u0
and happy birthday!!

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[yerawizarderi]

and this is exactly wwhy i included it in this message
wwhich it seems other people cant grasp the fact that others might havve missed the first one
wwhatevver
thanks though lookin forwward to see ya there

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[eras]

i am looking forward to it!!
i love pool parties?
and also birthdays
ill be sure to go grab you a present today :)

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[yerawizarderi]

pool parties are the fuckin BEST anyone wwho says otherwwise obvviously aint evver been to one
GREAT im lookin forwward to wwhatevver it is youre gettin me
also keep your boyfriend on a leash yeah? i mean i understand the need to mack on your flame and wwhat not but if he cant keep it in his pants in the middle of the party then consider his ass kicked out savvvvy?

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[charcoalfeather]

[Wow, this was really desperate wasn't it?]

Uh, happy birth day

[Might as well give him this, right?]

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[yerawizarderi]

[WOW, gosh it was just a ~*~friendly reminder~*~!!]

thanks its appreciated

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[charcoalfeather]

[Sure it is~]

well, it'd be mean to "not" say anything, wouldn't it?

[not_good_not_wicked]

I dunno, I've got a lot of stuff going on this weekend. Why should I make time for YOUR ~soiree~?

Also happy birthday I guess.

[yerawizarderi]

because its going to be fuckin awwesome
but whatever if you want to do some lame ass borin shit INSTEAD be my guest

[not_good_not_wicked]

Well I mean
An indoor pool isn't bad but it doesn't make a party by itself. You've gotta have a wide variety of activities.

[mood2wiingiing]

you only put that up like a week ago do you really need two post it again? lol.
you must be desperate for people two come and tell you how lame your party is.

[yerawizarderi]

yes apparently because aria missed the first one
i did it for a REASON and desperation aint it stupid
also it wwont be lame i KNOWW howw to throww a party
kinda fuckin amazin at it really you havvent been to a party till youvve been to one a mine

[mood2wiingiing]

yeah ok well just have two see because i dont know if i really believe you.
i guess if arias going and its lame we can just make out on your bed or something so no loss two me.

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[isolanis]

r u shy!!! u sound rlly shy.

oh right happy birthday 2!!!!!!

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[yerawizarderi]

what
what about that makes it sound like im shy even remotely

thanks

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[isolanis]

because ppl arent rlly that big of jerks i think!!! theyre just shy.

how old r u now!!!