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savetheearth2014-02-05 12:03 pm
yerawizarderi) wrote in savetheearth2014-02-05 12:03 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- animorphs: aximili-esgarrouth-isthill,
- attack on titan: eren yeager,
- avatar: the last airbender: toph beifong,
- bleach: izuru kira,
- death note: l lawliet,
- haibane renmei: rakka,
- homestuck: bro strider,
- homestuck: davesprite,
- homestuck: eridan ampora,
- homestuck: roxy lalonde,
- homestuck: sollux captor,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- parasol protectorate: ivy tunstell,
- shadow of the colossus: wander,
- suite precure: kanade minamino
2nd ♒ Video+Text
[The feed turns on, and it certainly is the resident hipster in view. He's sitting at a desk of some sort, and behind him looks like a bedroom. Probably his. Ignore the Harry Potter-like paraphernalia or whatever closest analogue to that it would be.]
So.
[Brilliant start. He rests his chin on the back of his hand, his elbow resting against the surface of the desk as he stares into the feed. There's a slight upward curl of his lips.]
In light a the grim news that seems to be happenin' recently on this network, I figured you lot needed a quick change a pace. Maybe, you need to find yourself at a do. Some right social gatherin' a sorts, you see the most important day a the year is upon us, which likely none of you knew about.
[He waves his other hand dismissively.]
Ain't no one gonna fault you for that though. Comin' the thirteenth it's my birthday, and I figure why not kill two birds with one bleedin' stone? I'm gonna be throwin' one hell of a soiree AND I would like to get myself acquainted further with my fellow numbers club members. Brill, ain't it?
You won't want to miss this shit, and I've even been so generous to celebrate it on the fifteenth for all you people who work weekday jobs or have school and suchlike. Those a your work work weekend jobs better ask off. I'm givin' you over a week to do so. Besides, the fourthteenth I'm sure we'll all be busy anyway. I know I will be.
[No he won't.]
ANY-FUCKIN'-WAY, check the text document attached below for more deets on the whole thing. As I said, you won't want to miss this, an' if you do, well you're be left regrettin' it for the rest a your miserable life. Honestly.
[A pause as he reaches to turn off the feed, his hands stopping.]
Oh, and don't forget to bring me somethin' nice.
[Aaaand with that, he cuts the feed, and attaches the text document below:]
~Ampora Birthday Soiree Deets~
WHO
YOU, unless you're on the uninvited list, see below
WHAT
A fucking amazing party, don't you dare miss it. Also don't forget any swimwear, we have a indoor pool
WHEN
February 15th 5pm-whenever
WHERE
[ENTER ADDRESS HERE]
WHY
My fucking birthday and a general means to get socialized with my fellow numbers club members.
HOW
By getting off your lazy asses and showing up. Also, I ain't expecting this to be no FORMAL event, but try not to look like trash. We won't be welcoming some dirty looking vagrants into our home.
UNINVITED
Octavia Serket, her slack-jawed knuckle dragging boyfriend, clowns
[Look at that, when he's trying to be informative, he can type with proper grammar. That private school he's going to isn't for nothing! Amazing.]
So.
[Brilliant start. He rests his chin on the back of his hand, his elbow resting against the surface of the desk as he stares into the feed. There's a slight upward curl of his lips.]
In light a the grim news that seems to be happenin' recently on this network, I figured you lot needed a quick change a pace. Maybe, you need to find yourself at a do. Some right social gatherin' a sorts, you see the most important day a the year is upon us, which likely none of you knew about.
[He waves his other hand dismissively.]
Ain't no one gonna fault you for that though. Comin' the thirteenth it's my birthday, and I figure why not kill two birds with one bleedin' stone? I'm gonna be throwin' one hell of a soiree AND I would like to get myself acquainted further with my fellow numbers club members. Brill, ain't it?
You won't want to miss this shit, and I've even been so generous to celebrate it on the fifteenth for all you people who work weekday jobs or have school and suchlike. Those a your work work weekend jobs better ask off. I'm givin' you over a week to do so. Besides, the fourthteenth I'm sure we'll all be busy anyway. I know I will be.
[No he won't.]
ANY-FUCKIN'-WAY, check the text document attached below for more deets on the whole thing. As I said, you won't want to miss this, an' if you do, well you're be left regrettin' it for the rest a your miserable life. Honestly.
[A pause as he reaches to turn off the feed, his hands stopping.]
Oh, and don't forget to bring me somethin' nice.
[Aaaand with that, he cuts the feed, and attaches the text document below:]
~Ampora Birthday Soiree Deets~
WHO
YOU, unless you're on the uninvited list, see below
WHAT
A fucking amazing party, don't you dare miss it. Also don't forget any swimwear, we have a indoor pool
WHEN
February 15th 5pm-whenever
WHERE
WHY
My fucking birthday and a general means to get socialized with my fellow numbers club members.
HOW
By getting off your lazy asses and showing up. Also, I ain't expecting this to be no FORMAL event, but try not to look like trash. We won't be welcoming some dirty looking vagrants into our home.
UNINVITED
Octavia Serket, her slack-jawed knuckle dragging boyfriend, clowns
[Look at that, when he's trying to be informative, he can type with proper grammar. That private school he's going to isn't for nothing! Amazing.]
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[So yes. Granny Curry's looking to swim at your party. Good job, Eri.]
text; I love you
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well alright sure bring whoever i dont flippin care
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AFTER SHE TALKS TO TAVIA
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congratulations, ivy's going to take this to private now
private; MOTHER OF GOD
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your asspain is hilarious
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rood, eri
He's hella rude
pretend she missed the part where dadscar is okay with his shenanigans
sure thing!
yes, she's totally threatening to call his dad
Im laughing so hard
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[Video]
....No, it's still nonsense.]
Don't you think it's a bit mean to say things like that?
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[Really, he just doesn't see where you're getting at.]
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On the other hand, he realizes that if he's serious about being a private eye serving the numbers club by going under the awareness of Locke City's actual police force, his detailed but incomplete personal database needs to get fleshed out a bit more to be truly reliable. Names, faces, and numbers are what he needs, preferably matched to one another, and going to a social gathering like this one could be indispensable.
Provided he doesn't utterly botch the "social" part, of course.]
Do you dislike clowns?
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clowns are whatever that request was for someone else
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I mean, for all you know, you could've just invited a bunch of 40-year old men.
[ Or wait... does this kid even have any friends? ]
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WELL im gonna be stuck with them regardless via this network so i may as well get to know them i guess
besides if any shit happens i can easily remove them from my residence it isnt like i did this without any preparation GOD
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if your friends werent absolute dickheads theyd probably be invited
amazin how karma bites you in the ass right?
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and your brother is?
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voice;
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[He legit sounds baffled by the statement. HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD.]
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Hey, since when are you on this thing-ing?
[Darn, he almost made it without doing the repeating deal.]
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'Bout a week or two. I guess you missed my other post to the network. No big deal.
[SHRUG.]
So, you comin'?
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so long as you dont LOOK like a clown youre fine
or dont pull any clown antics or whatever
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Why the violet though?
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and why not? whats wrong with violet
but more seriously its my favorite color
[Aaand luckily he knows his measurements from having custom made suits and suchlike. It's certainly nice being able to afford personal tailoring! And so he sends that on over.]
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if you dont want to come thats fine by me
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