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Eri Ampora (Eridan Ampora) ([personal profile] yerawizarderi) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-02-05 12:03 pm

2nd ♒ Video+Text

[The feed turns on, and it certainly is the resident hipster in view. He's sitting at a desk of some sort, and behind him looks like a bedroom. Probably his. Ignore the Harry Potter-like paraphernalia or whatever closest analogue to that it would be.]

So.

[Brilliant start. He rests his chin on the back of his hand, his elbow resting against the surface of the desk as he stares into the feed. There's a slight upward curl of his lips.]

In light a the grim news that seems to be happenin' recently on this network, I figured you lot needed a quick change a pace. Maybe, you need to find yourself at a do. Some right social gatherin' a sorts, you see the most important day a the year is upon us, which likely none of you knew about.

[He waves his other hand dismissively.]

Ain't no one gonna fault you for that though. Comin' the thirteenth it's my birthday, and I figure why not kill two birds with one bleedin' stone? I'm gonna be throwin' one hell of a soiree AND I would like to get myself acquainted further with my fellow numbers club members. Brill, ain't it?

You won't want to miss this shit, and I've even been so generous to celebrate it on the fifteenth for all you people who work weekday jobs or have school and suchlike. Those a your work work weekend jobs better ask off. I'm givin' you over a week to do so. Besides, the fourthteenth I'm sure we'll all be busy anyway. I know I will be.

[No he won't.]

ANY-FUCKIN'-WAY, check the text document attached below for more deets on the whole thing. As I said, you won't want to miss this, an' if you do, well you're be left regrettin' it for the rest a your miserable life. Honestly.

[A pause as he reaches to turn off the feed, his hands stopping.]

Oh, and don't forget to bring me somethin' nice.

[Aaaand with that, he cuts the feed, and attaches the text document below:]


~Ampora Birthday Soiree Deets~

WHO

YOU, unless you're on the uninvited list, see below

WHAT

A fucking amazing party, don't you dare miss it. Also don't forget any swimwear, we have a indoor pool

WHEN

February 15th 5pm-whenever

WHERE

[ENTER ADDRESS HERE]

WHY

My fucking birthday and a general means to get socialized with my fellow numbers club members.

HOW

By getting off your lazy asses and showing up. Also, I ain't expecting this to be no FORMAL event, but try not to look like trash. We won't be welcoming some dirty looking vagrants into our home.

UNINVITED

Octavia Serket, her slack-jawed knuckle dragging boyfriend, clowns


[Look at that, when he's trying to be informative, he can type with proper grammar. That private school he's going to isn't for nothing! Amazing.]
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[personal profile] eras 2014-02-10 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
yes
it was a pretty amazing shouting at to be honest
he was flipping his lid about leaders
i could probably transcribe it from memory if i had to

speaking of that shouting thing add rose lalonde, strider, and dave to names i have heard or read in echoes
drama8om8: (Is a major cinephile)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-10 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, oh man.
I can't W8 til I remem8er him in person too! What did he look like? Was he super goofy????????

And I don't remem8er any of those.
Did any of them type in lime text? We still can't figure out who Danny was and we're HOPING the lime guy was him. As opposed to the white text guy, 8ecause fuck the white text guy.
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[personal profile] eras 2014-02-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
as gray and alien looking as we all apparently were
he had stubby horns
and looked really angry?
i do not think you were there for that conversation
though several of the others were
i think
i recognized s0ren thats it

wait white text guy
drama8om8: (8low through the doors 8n't no holdin up)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-10 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Stu88y horns?
Man. I am going to have to rip on him so hard for that. I figured all the guys had the unfortun8ly large 8ull horns Tavros had!

And yeah. White text guy.
I just remem8er him contacting me and 8eing super sinister and creepy? Saying he'd exploited me and implying that I was going to die and stuff.
He didn't have a screen name either, now I think a8out it. Just shitty white text that you had to highlight to read. Tool.
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[personal profile] eras 2014-02-10 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
ugh
i remember that guy!

i hate that guy


[ that's the jackass who distracted her from helping travis that one time ]
drama8om8: (Ladies shifty eyed)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-10 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNOW, right????????
Such a smug cagey cryptic nasty sack of shit asshole! UGH. Makes me so mad!
What a DICK.
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[personal profile] eras 2014-02-10 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
i think in terms 0f ann0ying quirks he gets the cake
perhaps s0me0ne can smash it int0 his face
drama8om8: ((what?))

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-10 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What did he do to YOU?
I just remem8er him 8eing super gross at me and threatening me in his shitty indirect asshole way.
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[personal profile] eras 2014-02-10 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
he distracted myself and a friend at the worst possible moment
so we couldnt assist someone else


[ ...against...Vriska...which is awkward but she's not bringing that up. ]


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[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-10 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What a diiiiiiiick!
I hope he got MAJORLY fucked over at some point.
Pretty much every8ody else seems to have died horri8ly at least once! So he 8etter have got his turn. >::::C
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[personal profile] eras 2014-02-10 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
yes there does seem to have been a lot of death
this is an unfortunate theme
but i appr0ve if it fucked 0ver that guy