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[The feed turns on, and it certainly is the resident hipster in view. He's sitting at a desk of some sort, and behind him looks like a bedroom. Probably his. ~~Ignore the Harry Potter-like paraphernalia or whatever closest analogue to that it would be~~.]

So.

[Brilliant start. He rests his chin on the back of his hand, his elbow resting against the surface of the desk as he stares into the feed. There's a slight upward curl of his lips.]

In light a the grim news that seems to be happenin' recently on this network, I figured you lot needed a quick change a pace. Maybe, you need to find yourself at a do. Some right social gatherin' a sorts, you see the most important day a the year is upon us, which likely none of you knew about.

[He waves his other hand dismissively.]

Ain't no one gonna fault you for that though. Comin' the thirteenth it's my birthday, and I figure why not kill two birds with one bleedin' stone? I'm gonna be throwin' one hell of a soiree AND I would like to get myself acquainted further with my fellow numbers club members. Brill, ain't it?

You won't want to miss this shit, and I've even been so generous to celebrate it on the fifteenth for all you people who work weekday jobs or have school and suchlike. Those a your work work weekend jobs better ask off. I'm givin' you over a week to do so. Besides, the fourthteenth I'm sure we'll all be busy anyway. I know I will be.

[No he won't.]

ANY-FUCKIN'-WAY, check the text document attached below for more deets on the whole thing. As I said, you won't want to miss this, an' if you do, well you're be left regrettin' it for the rest a your miserable life. Honestly.

[A pause as he reaches to turn off the feed, his hands stopping.]

Oh, and don't forget to bring me somethin' nice.

[Aaaand with that, he cuts the feed, and attaches the text document below:]

~Ampora Birthday Soiree Deets~

WHO

YOU, unless you're on the uninvited list, see below

WHAT

A fucking amazing party, don't you dare miss it. Also don't forget any swimwear, we have a indoor pool

WHEN

February 15th 5pm-whenever

WHERE
[ENTER ADDRESS HERE]

WHY

My fucking birthday and a general means to get socialized with my fellow numbers club members.

HOW

By getting off your lazy asses and showing up. Also, I ain't expecting this to be no FORMAL event, but try not to look like trash. We won't be welcoming some dirty looking vagrants into our home.

UNINVITED

Octavia Serket, her slack-jawed knuckle dragging boyfriend, clowns

[Look at that, when he's trying to be informative, he can type with proper grammar. That private school he's going to isn't for nothing! Amazing.]

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obviously neither do you if you think theres anything you can do to me.

then were at a impasse here
either way your threats are fallin on deaf ears i dont give a fuck dude bring it

ugh ok I have been convinced not to kick your ass today. I seriously dont think anyone would judge me for it but whatever. that makes this conversation entirely pointless so bye for now. try not to choke on your own vileness.

pfft thats what i thought youre all talk
stinkin coward
also aint a damn thing vile about me so that wont be hard
AT ALL

dude calling girls whores is pretty fucking vile.

maybe when it isnt true
but like i give a shit

so you basically just admitted to your own vileness.

i said WHEN it ISNT true
ive no account of sayin it when its rang false

arent you supposed to be all about not believing things without proof.

shes proved it well enough on her own
how IS sex with her anyway
similar to parkin a smart car in an empty parkin garage?

nah its awesome. actually you know what Im gonna do that instead of wasting any more time on you.

you may as well wave your dick in a hallway
im sure it will be similarly satisfyin
but go ahead by all means because i really dont care THAT MUCH about your sexlife to be informed when its happenin so please keep that to yourself next time
though does it really count as sex with that minimal contact?

[SORRY TOO BUSY DOING THE FRICKLE FRACKLE TO RESPOND]

[THAT'S TOTALLY FINE, HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE. MAYBE.]

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