savetheearth | 2nd ♒ Video+Text

[The feed turns on, and it certainly is the resident hipster in view. He's sitting at a desk of some sort, and behind him looks like a bedroom. Probably his. ~~Ignore the Harry Potter-like paraphernalia or whatever closest analogue to that it would be~~.]

So.

[Brilliant start. He rests his chin on the back of his hand, his elbow resting against the surface of the desk as he stares into the feed. There's a slight upward curl of his lips.]

In light a the grim news that seems to be happenin' recently on this network, I figured you lot needed a quick change a pace. Maybe, you need to find yourself at a do. Some right social gatherin' a sorts, you see the most important day a the year is upon us, which likely none of you knew about.

[He waves his other hand dismissively.]

Ain't no one gonna fault you for that though. Comin' the thirteenth it's my birthday, and I figure why not kill two birds with one bleedin' stone? I'm gonna be throwin' one hell of a soiree AND I would like to get myself acquainted further with my fellow numbers club members. Brill, ain't it?

You won't want to miss this shit, and I've even been so generous to celebrate it on the fifteenth for all you people who work weekday jobs or have school and suchlike. Those a your work work weekend jobs better ask off. I'm givin' you over a week to do so. Besides, the fourthteenth I'm sure we'll all be busy anyway. I know I will be.

[No he won't.]

ANY-FUCKIN'-WAY, check the text document attached below for more deets on the whole thing. As I said, you won't want to miss this, an' if you do, well you're be left regrettin' it for the rest a your miserable life. Honestly.

[A pause as he reaches to turn off the feed, his hands stopping.]

Oh, and don't forget to bring me somethin' nice.

[Aaaand with that, he cuts the feed, and attaches the text document below:]

~Ampora Birthday Soiree Deets~

WHO

YOU, unless you're on the uninvited list, see below

WHAT

A fucking amazing party, don't you dare miss it. Also don't forget any swimwear, we have a indoor pool

WHEN

February 15th 5pm-whenever

WHERE
[ENTER ADDRESS HERE]

WHY

My fucking birthday and a general means to get socialized with my fellow numbers club members.

HOW

By getting off your lazy asses and showing up. Also, I ain't expecting this to be no FORMAL event, but try not to look like trash. We won't be welcoming some dirty looking vagrants into our home.

UNINVITED

Octavia Serket, her slack-jawed knuckle dragging boyfriend, clowns

[Look at that, when he's trying to be informative, he can type with proper grammar. That private school he's going to isn't for nothing! Amazing.]