Adventure 06 | Voice

[italktofish]

Hello, everyone! I've got a bit of, er, well, a situation, and I'd like a little advice.

Does anyone know of a place that might be able to do bathroom renovations for cheap? My tub's a bit on the small side for a guy of my size, and, well, if I'm going to be sleeping in there from now on, then I need something a bit more comfortable!

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Re: [voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Wait.

Are you the crazy fish guy I keep hearing about!?

[voice]

[italktofish]

Well, I'm the only person on the network who could be called a fish guy, unless there's someone else I don't know about!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Wow, I feel like I just met a celebrity. It feels like half the people I've spoken with so far have been like "Dude, you HAVE to meet the fish guy".

The ability to die without water to sleep in is kind of shitty though. What kinda power is that?

[voice]

[italktofish]

REALLY? OUTRAGEOUS! I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that the stories of my exploits have reached this far!

It's not just water when I sleep! I need water every couple of hours! I guess it's a side effect of being so in tune with the ocean!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

So you're some kinda mermaid or something? Is that it?

That's... not very awesome at all, actually.

[voice]

[italktofish]

Well, I don't have a fish tail, but I can talk to fish and breathe underwater and stuff like that!

...it HAS been significantly less outrageous than the rest of everything, but that's just the way things go, I guess!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

I mean, I guess it's better than what I've got so far?

I guess? I mean, I won't die without water, soooo.

[voice]

[italktofish]

So what HAVE you got so far?

[Really, he wants to know, this is all REALLY COOL.]

You sure you wouldn't die without water? Not even if someone dumped you in the middle of the desert for a few hours?

[Face it, everyone needs water.]

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

I uh. Remembered some weird restaurant? That's about it.

Look, don't be a smartass, you know what I mean.

[voice]

[italktofish]

Hey, maybe you were a weird chef!

I do, but it's not often I get to catch someone on a technicality!

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[synonymouswithdookie]

Buddy, I like to think that I'm not the weird one here.

You must be so proud of yourself.

[voice]

[italktofish]

Hey, we're all a little weird! Nothing to be ashamed of!

Well, maybe I am proud, just a LITTLE.

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Embracing insanity, huh?

Uh. Congratulations, I guess.

[voice]

[italktofish]

It's not insanity--just ADVENTURE!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

...I kind of think I like you, but at the same time I don't know how to FEEL about this.

[voice]

[italktofish]

Well, you shouldn't feel WORRIED!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Why. Why shouldn't I feel worried? That's the biggest thing I've felt SO FAR.

[voice]

[italktofish]

Well, we've got each other taken care of! This numbers group of us does! And why worry over something you can't control? You've just got to go with the flow!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

I worry about things. I can't help it. I'm a worrier.

[voice]

[italktofish]

You shouldn't be! Worrying that much isn't HEALTHY!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Neither is smoking, but that's not gonna stop me.

[voice] you have no idea how badly I want to link to a superfriends anti smoking psa or something

[italktofish]

But smoking's such a waste of money! It's like you're burning it all up for LUNG CANCER!

[voice] BRING IT ON

[synonymouswithdookie]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before, pal. I miss my money, but I also like nicotine. Alas.

[voice] SADLY I can only find one with Superman and not Aquaman

[italktofish]

But you could get some of those patch things! I'm pretty sure THOSE don't come with the lung cancer!

[voice] ALAS

[synonymouswithdookie]

See, but I like the smoke part too. I can blow it into the faces of my enemies. It's chemical warfare.