Adventure 06 | Voice

[italktofish]

Hello, everyone! I've got a bit of, er, well, a situation, and I'd like a little advice.

Does anyone know of a place that might be able to do bathroom renovations for cheap? My tub's a bit on the small side for a guy of my size, and, well, if I'm going to be sleeping in there from now on, then I need something a bit more comfortable!

Comments

[Video]

[italktofish]

Well, you see, it's a bit COMPLICATED...see, at the time, I thought a tattoo of the moon on my butt would be HILARIOUS if I ever needed to moon anyone, but then the moon started to look kind of LONELY...

[Dare you ask more, Ray? DARE YOU?]

[Video]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Please tell me you didn't get this tattoo recently. You were drunk in college, right? You got it when you were young and stupid, right?

[RAY DARES]

What else is there?

[Video]

[italktofish]

Of COURSE I was drunk in college! I got this tattoo over a couple of MONTHS of being drunk in college!

[There's a quiet chuckle.]

Man, those were some great parties...

[And he'll clear his throat and get back to describing the tattoo. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE, RAY.]

So the moon looked lonely, right? So I had a solar system put in...even if the moon was big and oversized and STILL looked lonely...so then I figured, hey, why not get some wolves howling at the moon? Only they couldn't be NORMAL wolves, because NORMAL wolves weren't OUTRAGEOUS enough. So there are three MERMAID WOLVES howling at the moon!

[Video]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[Ray just squints. No. This is unbelievable. IMPOSSIBLE.]

Show me.

[RAY FEARS NOTHING HE DOESN'T NEED TO ESCAPE.]

[Video]

[italktofish]

Well, if you insist!

[Arthur turns around and cheerfully moons Ray.

That sure is a tattoo just like he described, all right.]

Re: [Video]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[Ray just stares for a solid ten seconds

and then just fucking loses it]

YOU REALLY DID IT!? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?

LOOK AT THAT! IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE REALLY UGLY PAINTINGS THAT'S SOMEHOW CONSIDERED A FUCKIN' WORK OF ART! THIS IS SOME FUCKIN PICASSO LEVEL SHIT OVER HERE!

[Video]

[italktofish]

Of course I really did it! It was college! It seemed like a good idea at the time!

[The rest of it?]

REALLY? And here Frank wound up giving up on tattooing because he thought he was terrible at it!

[Video]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Dude, don't get me wrong, it's horrible! But it's amazing! AMAZINGLY HORRIBLE.

[Video]

[italktofish]

Hey, it's the first time anyone's called it AMAZING before anyway! I'll take it!

[Seriously, even he finds the tattoo a bit regrettable, but it is what it is.]

[Video]

[synonymouswithdookie]

I can believe that.